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https://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355

Ansari is a shithead.  And unlike Trump-loving Bauer, who is an unrepentant asshole in every situation, Ansari is a phony, and a hypocrite.  Wears a Times Up pin.  For fuck's sake.

I think I like shithead Bauer better.

1 minute ago, cals said:

No.  He shouldn’t have to.

Poor aziz ansari.  Can't even get his blowjob finished.  

This isn't the America I grew up in.

6 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m willing to bet if you took 99.9% of men and gave them half of a blow job and then the blower came up and acted like they didn’t want to finish that they’d do something (from beg to gesture at their dick) to get the blowie restarted.

You aren't familiar with the concept of 'consent'.

3 minutes ago, cals said:

And even her/your skewed version isn’t sufficient to ruin a career.

So he didn't get arrested, and his career wasn't ruined.  Then what exactly is the problem?

If he literally makes his career on being a nice guy comedian, and he's a shithead in real life, then that's on him.  Do better.

1 minute ago, cals said:

If anyone ever wonders why celebs usually only date other celebs, this is probably a huge reason.

THEY SHOULD!

We are finally in agreement.

Poor Aziz Ansari.  Can't even point to his dick and expect a blow job anymore, even after a lobster dinner.

Just now, cals said:

I don’t know, I wasn’t there.

'cause you seem to have lots of opinions on it.

If only you guys could bang beaver, get blowjobs, punch chicks out, choke and give them black eyes.... and not actually have to interact with women.

Your lives would be perfect.

19 minutes ago, cals said:

Jesus Christ, the bitch almost single handedly destroyed metoo with her accusations and you’re defending her?  There is no reason to argue with you then.

What part of the story did I have wrong?

4 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I think essentially, its going to be a yearly shot. 

Your son is exposed to it all the time..... if it were me.... id get it yesteryear....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 minutes ago, cals said:

No but his career was almost lost because of some broad who had second thoughts about blowing him the next day.  It was the case that basically jumped the shark for metoo. 

I'm reading about it now.  Ansari built a career on being a super nice, non-threatening comedian.  He's a nebish muslim who'd have no chance of pulling quality tail if he was an accountant.  

Ansari and this chick rush through a date, start to fool around.  They do some stuff (I think she started to blow him) and she isn't feeling it.  Ansari, who has built this career on being a nice guy, want to take out his lobster dinner in trade.  He's pointing to his cock, and wants the rest of his blow job. He can't read the room.  She leaves, crying, and has had a horrible time.

Nothing happens until the chick sees him up at some awards show, wearing a Times Up! pin.  "The fuck??!!" she says.  This dude gives the good guy image, but he's a shithead (in her opinion.  In the opinion of the girl who went on the date).

So if you are going to build your career on being a good guy, don't be surprised if your cover is blown when you can't read the blow job room.

2 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Yes. And I tell everyone who asks to get it.

That said, several guys at work are out w covid now. And they all had the shot too.

But every nurse i know has told me people with the vaccine arent ending up in the ER, so its still worth it I think

When I/we got the shot in March, I/we thought we had the golden ticket.  Turns out, because of variant, or whatever, the vax is much much better than no vax at all, but no golden ticket.

My son is a fireman for LBFD.  He is not vaxxed. Drives my wife crazy.

47 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Like the comedian Aziz. Chick went back to his place, she blew him, she felt guilty about doing it, and then went the whole cancel culture route. I don't remember if she accused him of assault or anything like that, but it fucked up his career and life.

I missed this story. What exactly does the 'whole cancel culture route' mean?

Was Ansari arrested?

Just now, cals said:

I responded in like 45 seconds.  For 45 seconds they were fantastic.

Your examples sucked.

Off topic, but @ten ocho recon scout, are you vaxxed?  I've seen the LB public safety numbers.

Again, this is what Bauer wrote.

“I don’t feel like spending time in jail for killing someone,” reads one. “And that’s what would happen if I saw you again.”

And that's not even for this Padres chick.  This is a *previous* incident.

Sherman threatened to kill himself.  Not exactly the same.

Von Miller told her to get an abortion.

The AB story had no examples.

These sucked.

Did any of those texts threaten murder?  

3 minutes ago, cals said:

Yes, but you asked if ANY other athlete would text such a thing. I suggested I could see that happening with an NFL player.  Then you got mad.  

So show some.

Just now, cals said:

Hyperbole!!!

Why don't you just answer the question, since, you know, you were the first to ask it. 

I have no fucking idea what NFL players are texting to their bitches.

I know the guy you defend, Bauer, is a complete and utter shithead.

2 hours ago, cals said:

Obviously the point is that cops aren’t in the practice of letting male domestic abusers off the hook.  

A police report obtained by The Post shows that in 2017, during an incident at Bauer’s apartment, the Ohio woman attempted to show officers photos of injuries to her eyes that she said were caused by Bauer, who played for Cleveland at the time. The police arrested her for underage drinking. (The woman was an adult but not of legal drinking age;

1 minute ago, cals said:

You don't think an NFL player has ever texted that to a crazy bitch he's banging? C'mon.

They all do it!!!

23 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Keep something in mind here though. Were hearing about this incident in 2019 (and the lawsuit was dropped) in 2021, because the media is on the story.

My point being, how many other athletes have similar suits repeatedly, we just dont hear about it?

Kobe/shaq was mentioned in here earlier. Anyone remember when kobe said in his police interview "now i know why shaq always pays these women off"....

Do other athletes text their sex partners the following: “I don’t feel like spending time in jail for killing someone,” reads one. “And that’s what would happen if I saw you again.”

3 minutes ago, cals said:

He definitely has terrible taste in women, I’ll give you that.

Yeah, its like the biggest coincidence in the world that of all athletes, he keeps getting sued time and time again by women who have apparently had the shit beat out of them.  It's like he is just so unlucky!!!

Bauer is an Obama birth truther.  Least shocking thing in the world.

Bauer: Why do all these crazy bitches accuse me of beating them up?

The Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529