Someone other than J.C. Gutierrez.
But, yeah, really doesn't matter. Buddy Boshers? Maronde? Jepsen? It's really just picking (not-very-good) names out of a hat at this point.
I really have to wonder how much FSW charges for their local ads. Monkey Sports Superstore and Michael's Furniture seem to have ads in EVERY SINGLE pod in between half-innings.