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A lot?

They changed the line-up. Batter order the same, but Albert's DHing, Trumbo's going to 1st and Josh going to RF.

Bourjos: 2 for 4, 1 stolen base

Line-up now in.

Today's Angels line-up: Bourjos CF, Trout LF, Pujols 1B, Hamilton DH, Trumbo RF, Kendrick 2B, Conger C, Jimenez 3B, Romine SS, Wilson SP Here's the Astros line-up ... Altuve 2B Maxwell CF Martinez LF Carter DH Pena 1B Corporan C Cedeno SS Dominguez 3B Barnes RF Humber P

Simer is a newspaper version of that 1970's SNL skit where Buck Henry plays a talk radio host who doesn't get any calls, so he starts making outrageous statements. "... How 'bout this? "Killing Puppies -- It Doesn't Bother Me" ... That's me, Frank Noland, and I LIKE dead puppies! Frankly, I'm totally in favor of using federally supported municipal bonds to pay for forced busing of Soviet Communists to come into your homes to kill your puppies! Give me a call, won't you? The lines are open. Tell ME what you think about it. Dead, mangled puppies ... I like 'em ... Okay. While you're thinking about THOSE topics, here are a half a dozen others which I, Frank Noland, am personally in favor of. "Adolf Hitler -- Boy, Do We Need Him Now"! Huh? What about that? Hey, "Incest -- I Practice It, Why Don't You?" Give me a call. Talk to me about it. "No Toilets for the Blind"? Call me! Call me, if you're watching! And, and ..."

Cool story. And welcome to the board! I apologize in advance for the ribbing you're going to take on your screen name. We're 13 year olds at heart around here. =)

Spirit is me.

We appreciate everyone's input. The votes have been cast. We're goin' with Harvey's. =)

Need a place with a fully stocked bar.

Food trucks? Mmmm ... classy!

Seriously ... we’re just incredibly embarrassed! Ugh!

Good stuff Danny! Thanks for posting! Looking forward to you documenting your cave dwelling journey!

Hamilton 2-4, 3 RBI

It's funny, 'cause it's true.

Our problem has not been getting guys on base, or them being slow once they get on. It's that we get guys on base and then the bats stop. Having Alberto leading off, speed or no speed, will mean nothing unless we start hitting with men on base. (These words of wisdom offered at no charge.)

I hate moving Peter out of the 9 hole. He's having success there so far, I say leave him there. In fact, if he's being successful leave him there all year!

Nice job, Glen! I'm with Chuck ... I'm actually going to try this!

PWND!

This! I was thinking this exact same thing as I watch Albert out there hobbling around last night.

Sarah - first of all, welcome to AngelsWin.com! We're sorry it took this incident for you to find us, but we're all thrilled you did. We love for you to become part of our community of Angel Fans. As you can see, everyone's pretty pissed off at what happened to you last night. Hopefully the visibility it has received will allow the organization to make the needed adjustments to ensure this doesn't happen to anyone ever again. I also hope they take care of you and Tara personally. Maybe set you up in a suite!

His parents and family are now using it. That's good enough for me.

Anywhere you are in the ballpark is just #Troutstanding