cals

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

It's 5:35 pm on the east coast.

Drink up Andrei

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

It's funny because cals is pretty much literally in the plot of Hostel right now. 

But is he the American tourist, or one of the killers?

 

 

 

 

 

Yes.

Your cals friend much cuter than Jay Hernandez.  We no fan of the brown men.

If you know these man or family, understand he now in possession of Chechen gangster.  Is no funny, they will kills him unless $45.00 USD is paid.  I thought he nice but creepy so I try tell them $38.  Pleas do now.  Is no funny.  Send pleas to isnotchechengsngster@ok.ru

Is no funny.

Just now, St1ck said:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Cals go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

You go and give fucks to yourself 

5 minutes ago, St1ck said:

If this is still Cals posting from that phone, prove it. 

Is ok, I is fine. Please you stop asking now.

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

Last known photo. 

Nope. Had to say goodbye and get my shit and head to the train station for my overnight ride to Amsterdam.  

30 minutes ago, Jason said:

Lol, you could be their dad 

You are correct 

12 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Of course they are. I bet they also laugh at all your jokes and tell you how funny you are.

Well actually they are doing those things.

17 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Cals about to get honeypotted. 

No they’re nice

52 minutes ago, Stradling said:

I’ll readily admit there is a consistency issue with fresh fries. 

Do you guys do anything to remove the starch from the potatoes before frying?

I’m at the Hofbräuhaus again and my buddy sat me at an empty table in his section.  About 10 minutes later 2 extremely hot young women come over and ask if they can share the table.  I say yes of course.  Turns out they are Russian.  We are talking about the war and stuff.  Very interesting to hear their experiences.  Basically they don’t support it, things are shitty because all the shops in the mall closed and they had to get here via Turkey.  Did I mention they’re super hot?

Got off the subway last night and was taking the escalator:

12 hours ago, Katie said:

Someone likes sausage 

I do!

Just now, tdawg87 said:

A catcher, huh. 

Jealous?

My MLB.tv is not working in Germany.  Anyone wanna FaceTime and point their phone at the tv?  I’m in my underpants so I can’t point my camera at me.

5 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Correct. 

On I like him.  Not a lip gloss fan.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

He legit might be our best pitcher. He's at worst second to Ohtani.

He’s the skinny Latino? Not the fat one who wears lip gloss?

1 hour ago, beatlesrule said:

Thanks @failos!

Oil money 

14 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

I don't know man... you gotta fuck a monkey or a goat, which one do you choose? 

Monkey, no question 

1 minute ago, UndertheHalo said:

Probably at least top 300 best looking in Gilbert.  

Yeah, probably.

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Perfect. Let me guess you looked up herpes face and then selected images?

Basically.

4 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Damn.  That guy is just getting owned all over the board. 

He can handle it.  He’s so good looking.

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

I couldn’t find the actual “Face” gif

6 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

2

Ok cool