cals

1 hour ago, St1ck said:

I'm guessing they couldn't get any value on your liver. 

Good guess 

1 hour ago, Tank said:

i'm still wondering if cals woke up this morning in a bathtub filled with ice and both of his kidney's missing.

And they don’t take both your kidneys or you will die.

Fucker doing the test kept telling me that he’s only testing Americans now and like 25% were testing positive.  I told him “I better not fucking test positive”.

By the way, Heineken is gross but it’s not bad in Amsterdam.

Just now, AngelsLakersFan said:

The have more control over fossil fuels than they do electricity right now.

Hush you.  Let them have their time to pretend they know shit.

Just now, Blarg said:

How do the girls like Amsterdam? 

They liked it just fine.  They came from here and then went to Munich.  I think you guys forget I’m married.

I told you guys I had to leave and get on an overnight train.  Woke up, not in a bathtub but in a train in Amsterdam.  

2 minutes ago, mmc said:

 

This story is so 2002 and 2014 at the same time.

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Now you're eating your victims? 

What is wrong with you?

It’s 1 am and I’m wasted 

Anyways, you guys give me shit for making shit up or being fake or whatever but those were 2 food looking Ruskies.  The photo doesn’t do Justice, TBH, I was tired as fuck and all puffy.

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See you guys next week.

7 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Have we found out who Patient Monkey Fucker was yet?

5 hours ago, mmc said:

 

1 minute ago, Kotchman said:

I ducked them lesbian Russians straight and I’m off to liberate the classy women of the Netherlands 

Is true

14 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Best I can do is $0.

You is good friend 

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

It's 5:35 pm on the east coast.

Drink up Andrei

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

It's funny because cals is pretty much literally in the plot of Hostel right now. 

But is he the American tourist, or one of the killers?

 

 

 

 

 

Yes.

Your cals friend much cuter than Jay Hernandez.  We no fan of the brown men.

If you know these man or family, understand he now in possession of Chechen gangster.  Is no funny, they will kills him unless $45.00 USD is paid.  I thought he nice but creepy so I try tell them $38.  Pleas do now.  Is no funny.  Send pleas to isnotchechengsngster@ok.ru

Is no funny.

Just now, St1ck said:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Cals go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

You go and give fucks to yourself 

5 minutes ago, St1ck said:

If this is still Cals posting from that phone, prove it. 

Is ok, I is fine. Please you stop asking now.

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

Last known photo. 

Nope. Had to say goodbye and get my shit and head to the train station for my overnight ride to Amsterdam.  

30 minutes ago, Jason said:

Lol, you could be their dad 

You are correct