FabulousFabregas

Thank god we didn't trade for this guy.

Blantana has arrived.

Vince McMahon and Jose Canseco should launch a competing baseball league where roiding is encouraged.

And saw Maicer Izturis pop out to Kevin Frandsen. What the ****?

His goatee looks like pubic hair.

Too Fine To Dive

God they're playing like a ****ing little league team. Trumbo dropping that ball, Callaspo missing that ball right there, Wells ready to walk off on a third strike when it was in fact a ball and then laughing it off.

F'n Stoneman.

Bill Shaikin ‏@BillShaikin Scioscia: Callaspo reported to camp 18-20 pounds above playing weight, has lost most of excess weight. #Angels

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Season over.

Blarg, February baseball is serious business.

From Angels Live: "I got a little tired as the game went on." "I felt good early." Dude, you didn't even pitch one ****ing inning.

All I need is a lineup. That's all the real Scioscia needs too though.

"Well I thought there were a lot of positives to build on today. Barry Enright did a hell of a job pitching to contact, the ball was exploding out of his hand. Wellsy almost made a gold glove caliber catch in the 1st but the wind just was too much, he was able to valiantly fight off the sun and wind to rob that guy of a single in the 2nd though. It was good to see Wellsy get his feet wet out there, after last season there was some concern after he got so many splinters on his ass, but Dr. Yocum and I took care of that. Wellsy showed true grit hustling out a single in his 1st AB and stealing a base, and later with his triple. We liked the way he looked in the two hole. We're going to tip our caps and turn the page to a talented Oakland Athletics team today though. February baseball is more important than April baseball but March baseball is more important than February baseball. The Cactus League championship is still in sights, we're hoping to get our regulars some looks to get us there and then rest them up for next spring."

Probably a triple for Vern according to Sosh.

The pitchers' pace today is slower than Jon Garland.

If they want an outfielder who pulls everything, hits like shit, fields like shit, and is out of shape they've already got Juan Rivera in camp.

Stop diving it's a ****ing February spring training game A's.

New Wood up.

What a catch!

What the **** did I just see?

His 1.000 batting average should make up for his sloppy defense.

Trumboner oppo taco.