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Ohtani was been sitting there this whole game - he's not icing his arm or doing anything really... Instead of eating seeds and talking to Ippei for 3 hours, he can't DH 4 times?

Heaney's got one more in him! ?

This is IMO the best start of the season for our SP considering who the opponent is...

J UP! Machatte is so damn slow! They botched that LOL!

Don't worry, I've got you beat, .159 baby!

Calhoun K's again...

the entire right side is open, just let the ball travel and slap it ichiro style

I honestly prefer that to a tight zone to be fair. Nothing worse than a nitty ump...

Heaney's not half bad today...

Yes? Someone call?

I swear Kinsler has got to be in the top 5% in the league in popups...

Damn, Heaney is beast mode!

LOL Pujols is so slow...

kole is struggling all by himself, upton/cozart/kinsler/maldonado are coming around somewhat..

ground ball back to the pitcher, lawl..

omg, any ground ball that isn't hit directly to Bregman on the left side is a hit...

lol even Gubi is demanding the bunt..

umpire so far is on point, for once - they deserve credit when they do well.

https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/05/13/logan-morrison-shohei-ohtani-comments "He was really good." Morrison told MLB's Maria Guardado. "He's only 23 years old and is going to get better. I think he's doing something that nobody has probably ever done and it might be a long time before you see it again. There's another guy in that clubhouse who is a really good player, but to me, with what he does on the mound and with the bat, he's probably the best player in the world." I feel sorry for the Walgreen's employees that live near @CubsFan and @Ohtani&Trout , because all the lotion on their store shelves will be gone by the end of this article.

bring on the astros!

Bravo machete!

I Lol 'ed when scioscia threw his glasses in disgust

Kinsler!!

Makes sense that @cubsfan and @Ohtani&Trout have disappeared from this thread, lol

Ahhhh man..