Skankhunt42

This is definitely a .500 team.  .500 of the time they lose a close game, .500 of the time they get blown out.

On 3/26/2024 at 1:25 PM, Taylor said:

The Angels get off to an unexpectedly hot start, someone makes a thread about it, the Angels immediately collapse.

We have a winner.

The biggest bright side is the Angels aren't my local team.

13 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

I still say the Dan Snyder redskins/commanders were solidly worse than the angels under Arte have ever been and also probably the wilpon Mets.  Arte is probably getting close to the Wilpons territory and I’ll hear arguements that he’s as shitty as some of baseballs perennial fucking loser franchises - the pirates, the reds, the royals, the orioles etc.  but we’re still not on Dan Snyder’s level and not quite Wilpons. 

All the teams you mentioned have amazing stadiums and not a makeshift wall in right. Angels lose.

20 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

The Halos new mascot

Don't insult Doink like that.

Surprised no one has brought this up yet. Do you all think he is making this shit up? and if not, why is no one talking about it?

https://www.si.com/mlb/angels/news/former-angels-starter-slams-organization-for-poor-practices-frugal-spending-jf1989

The Angels suck so bad, I'm watching preseason football instead.

3 minutes ago, gurn67 said:

They were done with their gutless showing at home against the Mariners. This team has almost no ability to rise to the occasion.

Sounds like my close friend Drew P. Weiner

2 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

He got some $425 million for his trouble...takes a lot of the edge off the disappointment.

He could have gotten that, or close to it, signing with a contender. Arte must have a decent reach-around.

Trout must always be hurt as a side affect of all the smoke Moreno blew up his ass to convince him to sign for 12 years with this shit squad.

Rangers call up prospects, they produce. Angels call up prospects, they let balls bounce of their gloves for hr's.

On 8/12/2023 at 7:03 AM, T.G. said:

I bet SCDF is fun at parties.

Specially if they're playing smiles.

This just in, the Angels won't make the playoffs. Definitely front page news!

Why are there adults on this forum playing "my dad can beat up your dad"?

58 minutes ago, tomsred said:

It wasn't a bloop, kind of a soft line drive and Grichuk was too far towards center field going for a diving catch.  It zipped by him and got to the wall scoring two runs.

Exactly was I was thinking. The article didn't want to make Estevez look like he sucks as bad.

I didn't see it, but "bloops" don't roll to the warning track.

My pitch would be "run, run as fast as you can".

Why does there always have to be an asshat in a Dodgers jersey?

Why does anyone care about Anthony Rendouche anymore? He got his money and obviously gives zero shits, why should we?

What happens first, Tim Anderson gets knocked out again or the Angels get knocked out of playoff contention?

1 minute ago, gurn67 said:

It's getting pretty close to that part of the season where the only reason to watch will be to see how many home runs Ohtani ends up with. 

Which is the reason they didn't trade him.

The last time the Angels had a winning season was the last season before Anaheim was dropped from the name. Fuck this Los Angeles stuff, bring Anaheim back.

The Angels trading for players reminds me of that asshole who tries to weave through traffic. They try to look cool and impress but in reality, everyone is laughing at them as they go nowhere.

I don't know much about the 2 pitchers but I can't imagine them being any good if they were traded for a career .254 hitter who hasn't hit above .253 in 5 years. Yes Escobar has some pop, but is it pop when pop is needed, or is it 50 year old Pujols pop when the game is already out of hand?