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cals

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  1. He’s showing his hand. Most of us would be looking to help failos get laid, Taylor’s thinking about him finding true love and living happily ever after.
  2. John Cruz, a Hawaiian dude, does a few lines in that song and he’s a favorite of mine. Hawaiian Mexican.
  3. It seems like Manfred is dodging a serious metoo allegation and he’s overreacting to any sex/domestic issue to look like he’s tough on it so when it comes out he’s been handsy with masseuses for 3 decades he can say “not me! I’m the guy who banned Bauer for hooking up with sexually progressive ladies!” I have a friend who we’ve thought for years might be gay. But he’s always the dude pointing women out in a very demeaning manner and saying inappropriate sexual things that we assume is overcompensation for hiding his gayness. It’s vaguely like that.
  4. Well then you fucked up and I ruined your joke and yet you still decided to say it anyways. *sigh*
  5. And it will be 1 on 1 so nobody can judge.
  6. I’m waiting for Blarg to like it and we’ll know it was because he wants to lose 1 stone in 4 weeks.
  7. I believe he flubbed that line.
  8. Love the Irish stew at the oval bar in Dublin.
  9. Naw, I’ll roll alone. That way I can jack off in the hotel room. You’d probably complain if I did that.
  10. Did you want to come? I’ll ask next time if you did.
  11. That’s the way I always drink beer.
  12. If I have another stout I think I may vomit. Just kidding, I’m Dublin now and gonna power through a final night with Guiness and then on to Germany and helles lager.
  13. I heard it kills fetuses and turns you into a homosexual.
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