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  1. cals
    Slow cooked rib of beef sounds nice.
  2. cals
    Boarded!
  3. cals
    You know, oddly enough, I’m not a “cause problems” drunk.
  4. cals
    Still delayed
  5. cals
    He’s kind of like a skinny tony Gwynn with dreads so he seems like the kind of black guy Taylor would be comfortable with.
  6. cals
    He was just telling me about going to some giant’s rave in Vegas this weekend and how he has all his drugs in checked bags and he’s worried about it. Nice guy though.
  7. cals
    By the way I’m kind of hammered at the Denver airport. My flight got delayed like 90 minutes and I’ve been drinking since 3. Black dude next to me just blurted out “ah man, I’m feeling good!” Bartender says “you feeling good?” And he says “gooooood.”
  8. cals
    Naw I mean like we’d see a dog and you’d be like “hey is that a hyena?!” and shit like that.
  9. cals
    And @UndertheHalo would also explain stuff but it would be all convoluted and angry and really not make much sense. But we would have to nod and agree because we could tell he spent a lot of time on those thoughts and we didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
  10. cals
    And if you partied with @Blarg he’d be trying to explain shit to you all night (things you didn’t ask to be explained and half the time he’d be wrong).
  11. cals
    If you partied with @Jasonit just feels like you’d be explaining shit to him constantly.
  12. cals
    If I had to choose two AW members to get fucked up with I don’t think I can say any two other than @Kotchman and @Crampknees. Sorry to everyone else, but I just feel like hookers and farm animals would somehow be co-stars of the night if you took shots with them.
  13. cals
    Musk is a dipshit. The entire concept of a “trial lawyer” being some kind of boogeyman is so weird. All lawyers do is try to apply the law. Don’t like the law, change the law. It’s the rights version of complaining about cops enforcing the law.
  14. cals
    I stand corrected!
  15. cals
    I can’t figure out why tank thought it was ok to eat 4 month old lettuce but for some deadly bacteria.
  16. cals
    That’s disappointing
  17. cals
    I wish you had photos from that night so we could see what you were wearing.
  18. cals
    Touché
  19. cals
    That’s what you said when you looked at my jeans at the white Sox game!
  20. cals
    Mmmmm, now I want some toast.
  21. cals
    Takes a big man to post evidence that he’s made that mistake himself. Much respect.
  22. cals
    The saddest part is if Putin would just be cool with people he would be accepted no worries. But he has to be a dick, talk shit on people, try to get reactions from them just to show he’s a big man. Heck most of the other world leaders he is being antagonistic towards have tried to be cool with him. But he has to call them homos and morons and now the whole website is on edge just waiting to see if he goes nuclear. It’s not good for anybody.
  23. cals
    Uh oh, Grandpapa is drunk on Thanksgiving and the niece that goes to UC Santa Cruz and her “roommate” just brought up politics.
  24. cals
    No way man, chicks dig excessive chest hair and guys who call everyone “buddy, buddy”
  25. cals
    Speak for yourself fancy boy
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