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cals

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  1. My dick shoots real man juice with swimmers and everything. And I am not super duper sad.
  2. I forget sometimes I need to be nicer to you. Being such a disappointment to everyone in your family must be a huge weight. And the dick not working thing must be terribly embarrassing.
  3. Taylor, taking black cock up your poop shoot doesn't make you "black from the waist down".
  4. If you mean from some Mexican dude named Jesus, then I’ll believe you.
  5. Maybe, but your dick didn't put them were they needed to go. All those antidepressants you have to take probably fucked up your weiner.
  6. She looks like Napoleon Dynamite to me.
  7. https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2024/01/10/why-conspiracy-theorists-think-taylor-swift-is-a-pentagon-psy-op/amp/ I take back what I said. Larry and his buddies are all geniuses.
  8. No, if a person believes a conspiracy theory has become fact, that person has just progressed to a higher level of stupid.
  9. Conspiracy theories are intellectually lazy. All this shit makes you guys sound very dumb.
  10. New Mexico is an outlier because all those lazy injuns.
  11. He should have just said he was looking for other closeted dudes that failed to provide for their families and that he knows he’s a disappointment to his wife. Personally I don’t think that’s a fair assessment but you know chicks. All bitches.
  12. I had an iphone do that once. It was because I had the case which added an additional battery and apparently that isn't good for the internal battery. I'm glad you didn't blow up.
  13. I doubt the view from your 1 bedroom apartment looks anything if like that.
  14. Trust me, INO already found him. But she pronounces it “Hey-Soos”.
  15. Correction, they’ll suggest he should have left HIS wife at home.
  16. I can give you some advice Taylor: don’t go. The Irish will hate you and tell you to grow a sack. Sorry, but it’s the truth.
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