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Maybe she's not looking to be tied down

Is she ugly? That is an important stat in this.

Calling that kid a "thug" is so lame

I'm just glad I'm not a juror in this case.

I didn't want to listen to anything else but their S/T in junior high

i'd happily give up cable if it wasn't for sports.

QFT

Cry about it Mudville.

And Adam, I said in the top sentence there's a spoiler. If people choose to keep reading that's not my problem.

If a person cannot separate personal beliefs from state issues then maybe that person is better suited for the clergy than the congress.

Bingo

A few things I was pondering right now about this with spoilers included cause I'm so mad at a remake i DGAF.

1) why would you want to watch this Oldboy when you can just watch the original Oldboy.

2) The original probably wouldn't be allowed to be in American cinema which means this one is going to be terrible.

3) How is Spike Lee going to pull off Josh Brolin fu€king his daughter to American audiences?

Sammy J doing a good Balotelli impression

Americans are good at fu€king up Asian cinema

Saw this on the news. Incredible footage.

I absolutely HATE Kevin James

Hopefully Rob Schneider's daughters from the first one will be in the second

haha! nicely done.

I've seen a lot of things on the Internet, but nothing has scarred me as much as that original video.

I agree. You are an adult, and that demands a mature response

He called the sh!t,poop

It's like the baseball version of Razor Ramon.

Bwahaha post of the month!

Two words:

Mr. Hands...

I don't ever bother with dog racing

Agree. I hate that old man.

Damn I totally wish I had the donuts for Abe Lincoln

Awful news. I don't understand how this happens. It's 2013. Isn't this stuff scientific enough by now that they can prevent this sort of tragic loss of life?

Mother Nature says f*ck science

I really need a twitter account just to be an epic troller.

I haven't lived near Needles since that gap-toothed asshole got me fired.

Wow, A+ for that BTTF2 reference

This country turns out more and more like the movie Idiocracy every day.