TobiasFunke

Once in college this girl's cell phone rang in the middle of class (ill leave her race to your imagination but it rhymes with rafrican schmaschmericam) and not only did she answer it but started to have a full blown conversation. The rest of us couldn't believe it.

And based on the fact that he made it, Jesus Really likes that guy.

We'll find out on judgement day

That guy Really likes Jesus

The GOP have a hard on for rape talk

They are trying to stretch out the boardwalk to take a year to complete. I'm pissed one of mine got taken.

So there's a major glitch with the update. When a friend comes to your town and if they click on the squid port sign (when your waiting for a tile) that'll cause you to not get the tile. I saw my tile waiting for me but it turned into the shaking hand, when I touched it it just gave me XP and not the tile.

Sucks that Sharon Osborne ruined what would have been a great reunion by trying to pay Bill Ward less than what he is worth.

This right here.

Seeing them in LA and I can't wait.

I try to consciously make my town nice the first time around so I don't have to go on a rearrange spree. The only thing I'd probably rearrange is te top part of my map. The schools, library and police station, but I don't are enough about the game so I probably won't do it.

Condoms are not pharmacuticals. 

Why comment if you aren't going to answer my question? This has nothing to do with condoms vs. morning after pill, I wanted to know if there was an age limit to buy condoms. I'd check but I'm at work.

Do you guys know if one has to be a certain age to buy condoms?

Seeing the new Donkey Kong Country game makes me buy a Wii just for it. Brought back a lot of memories.

It seems weird that this would be considered a removal of parental rights. This doesn't lessen your ability to parent your child. This lessens the government's ability to parent your child. That should be viewed as a good thing.

This is how I see it

Gah, I still need one more building to be caught up on everything. Just bought Pimiento Grove and still hurting for money.

Don't forget the Fallout games too

It takes balls to say what he said

http://www.examiner.com/article/mike-huckabee-says-churches-should-give-up-tax-exempt-status?fb_action_ids=649949238351959&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22649949238351959%22%3A483086461772091%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22649949238351959%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

Daily Show nailed it.  In response to Obama's comments about how they brief Congress on PRISM, etc, John responded "I think you are misunderstanding the perceived problem, Mr. President.  No one is saying that you broke any laws.  We're just saying, it is a little bit weird that you didn't have to."

Link to the segment?

This should turn into a Mitch Hedberg appreesh thread

Was hoping this was about a new Fallout game

Look, everybody! You can feel superior to everybody in this obviously-staged video!

QFT

All of these bits that Jimmy Kimmel does are fake. And I liked it better when Howard Stern did it first.

Apparently they added a speech about how California should be the model for state health insurance exchanges or something like that, so it would be less obvious that the trip is for fundraising.

I laughed

If only we can do that to YK's pit

This is ridiculous

"Since 1978, when California reinstated capital punishment, only 13 condemned inmates have been put to death, according to Robinson. Fifty-nine more have died from natural causes, 22 have committed suicide and six have died from other causes."

It would be a Southern California trip without DR posting about it

I guess I am in bad trouble. I have photos in my Verizon account of me wearing an American flag T-shirt with the provocative words I love America. Even worse I sometimes wear a ball cap that says proudly served River Rats Mekong Delta 1968. I suspect one even has me carrying a flag that said "Don't tread on me" in front of my congressman's office when he voted to squander my grandkids future earnings. Big Brother has a long memory and reaches far.

Pondering what a attorney will cost.

Pics or it didn't happen