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Now that I do, thanks!

Can't tell if a joke or not. Simmons led off the inning and was the final out. Don't think it matters if Trout got to see a live pitch.

I read that as "sweetist" the first time and am glad I misread.

Fun inning. Though it does suck to bat around and not get a Trout AB.

That Ranger HR was clearly the fault of La Stella batting leadoff.

That is pretty hilarious. Not so subtle jab at themselves, I dig it.

Spicey take

By the way, he's now 2nd in MLB in WAR, to who I must assume is Victoria Beckham's husband (kidding). The key thing here is Trout's batting average on balls in play is actually lower than average. I.e. there ain't no luck here and he's bound to take the top spot shortly. Shocking, I know. The usual Trout pron

He guwd.

If by all-around you mean Trout, yup!

That was neat.

This is one of those times I'm reminded to be careful what I wish for.

Does anybody have a Simpsons gif with diarrhea? We could use some runs.

I'm getting sick of that.

What a weird play.

What in the hell was that route back to 2B?

No more Scioscia-ball, man.

Way to go La Stella! You almost looked like a credible major leaguer there!

Gubi has said that Kevan Smith has incredible power every single PA since the start of spring training. He has 7 HR in just shy of a season's worth of chances. What am I missing here?

This 7-8-9 is going to go back to back to back. No, of course I don't mean HRs. Are you nuts?

That was brutal.

Ugh, Albert. Better get at least 2 out of bases loaded no outs...

Go figure, I pay and then have to disappear due to what felt like a 75 hour work week. From what I can tell so far, really dig it. The best part is something that isn't your (or any other website owner that uses ad services) fault: I almost exclusively use my phone for casual web browsing here and elsewhere these days. The ad services that allow those super intrusive "YOU'VE WON ONE HUNDRED MILLION THOUSAND BILLION DOLLARS!" re-directs frustrate the hell out me. Most adblockers somehow don't prevent those, either, though I've rarely used those blockers because I try to frequent "small business" sites when they're as enjoyable/informative as the big corporate versions and am cognizant of the importance of ad revenue in keeping those places alive and thriving. That's why I prefer to actually pay for content I want, from communities like this, than to hope that my visits get you adequate revenue (I'm sure it's nowhere close). Rather it be in your pocket then the annoying ad companies, Chuck! If you want to know what I mean by the annoying re-direct ads, check Fangraphs every other day for a week and I guarantee you'll encounter them. Love that site, yeah, I'm that kind of nerd, but dear lord it gets unreadable at times.

That's way too kind, maybe dive bar bathroom attendant. Since his eyesight appears to be the problem, maybe he has a particularly good nose.

Angels got 77 problems and a Bourjos is one.