TheLordofOuts

Angels have a 5 run lead. Did they start bribing the umps?

It's a mathematical anomaly to be this bad at choosing relief pitchers.  He's better off throwing darts.  Perry may literally be as good at GMing as Ippei is at gambling. 

Can he pitch?

I'm gonna listen to Coldplay tonight to round out a shit evening

Tucker > Trout

Angels Baseball, it’s fantastic!

for opposing teams

For some strange reason, I feel compelled to go to the dispensary.  

39 minutes ago, Erstad Grit said:

FN IDIOT 

It seems like they're trying to win today

Man, there is a huge opportunity for any pitcher in the Angel farm system to come up a seize a job in the show.  Hopefully, someone, anyone from AAA, AA, A, he'll even the ball boy can come up and get some outs. 

Man. I was hoping to get some reverse karma with this post.  It's really starting to look like they are worse than we all thought. 

Throw strikes, get outs.  Is it that simple?

They're the only team to have never lost 100 games or more in a season.  But, I think these guys could be the ones to do it. They can't hit. They can't pitch. They can't field.  Maybe with a 100 loss season, Arte taps out and gives us all hope again. 

Adell is Wally Pipping someone

Decided to go see these guys suck in person.  Wish I wouldda brought a vape pen

Do they allow cannabis usage at Angel stadium?  

How did the Angels win 10 games?  All luck?

In Santa Claus?  

I know that the Angels pitchers have been Santa Claus in regards to gifting runs

They held a lead.  

Just now, Blarg said:

That catch by Thaiss was awesome in slo mo as it bounced off his face and he still gloved it.

It's a sign. Halos will mount an impressive comeback

I will give up tacos, quesadillas and all Mexican food for the rest of April for a Halo comeback win today. Come on, Baseball gods

Pfffffft.  Picking up Hicks was a great move by Perry

Neto needs some steroids 

How many goats do we need to sacrifice in order to score some runs??  Come on, dipshits

All we need is 1, just 1 grand slam to take the lead