It's a mathematical anomaly to be this bad at choosing relief pitchers. He's better off throwing darts. Perry may literally be as good at GMing as Ippei is at gambling.
Man, there is a huge opportunity for any pitcher in the Angel farm system to come up a seize a job in the show. Hopefully, someone, anyone from AAA, AA, A, he'll even the ball boy can come up and get some outs.
They're the only team to have never lost 100 games or more in a season. But, I think these guys could be the ones to do it. They can't hit. They can't pitch. They can't field. Maybe with a 100 loss season, Arte taps out and gives us all hope again.