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    Are spring training rules over or can we bring Ohtani back in to pitch the 9th?
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    Do you think Arte looks at the A's payroll and thinks, "I should have bought this team instead"?
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    Checking for slide rule up his sleeve, which are banned this year.
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    Hey ump, don't forget to check Herget's pocket protector for illegal substances.
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    I do like Herget coming right after Ohtani though. Hare then the tortoise can mess up anyone's timing.
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    We need a HR by the offense tonight to see if they brought the cowboy hat back for another season.
  7. Lazorko Saves
    Maybe they gave Herget's glasses to Terry Smith to use (at home games).
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    Maybe he's going for the Troy Perceval thing...intimidate the hitters by squinting at them.
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    If it makes you feel better, Gubie's been drinking all game too.
  10. Lazorko Saves
    I would just like to point out that Ausmus would have pulled him in the first.
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    "You Lambs all look the same to me"
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    I think the serious answer is it's wired to an earpiece for the pitchcom audio? Not sure.
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    Drink tube. Filled with a mix of Brawndo and Macallan 12.
  14. Lazorko Saves
    You need to use Trump superlatives. "Randazzo is tremendous, believe me!"
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    With only a 1 run lead here, it makes me all the happier Matt Olson is no longer on this team.
  16. Lazorko Saves
    Zach Jackson pitching motion looks like he has three arms.
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    Ha, yes, but can you really mis-play your way to a catch of the year?
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    He's very good and I'm glad we got him. But I still wish for a reunion with Victor someday.
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    Yeah when other GMs immediately after the trade were saying, "we are shocked the Phils even were willing to discuss him", you know Perry was right to pull that trigger.
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    Yeah, this is a good arm. No need to panic yet.
  21. Lazorko Saves
    I already don't miss Brandon Marsh.
  22. Lazorko Saves
    Whoa, Angel-killer Laureano 0 for 2 with two Ks!
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    Toothpick-maker of a pitch. The barrel went further than the ball.
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    '61 would tell us Moniak would be 3 for 3 already with a HR and 6 RBIs.
  25. Lazorko Saves
    Is Ohtani wearing the pitchcom under his jersey? Looks like he pressing under the S on the front of his jersey before stepping on the rubber.
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