I think Scioscia is done with Conger, so he'll get traded to Toronto for, say, Ricky Romero. Then Anthopolous will flip him to Texas because the Rangers will tire of their Soto-as-a-backup-catcher experiment. Conger will then proceed to kill us.
Hamilton will hit 15 HRs, then go on the disabled list in June, falling over the short wall in foul territory while going full speed after a fly ball. He'll be out until September. Pujols will have a down year after this because he'll be protected by Trumbo, so he'll just be pitched around because they'll just have Trumbo strike out. So Hamilton + Pujols combined = 40 HRs.
Trout will win Gold Glove...in center, because Bourjos will have hit his way out of the lineup by mid-May.
Hanson will have three stints on the DL, and Richards will be forced to be the 5th starter...and will still suck.
And the Angels will finish...surprise!...in third place.
This is as much of a likelihood as the rosy picture you paint, Scott.