Well, JOC, we white supremacists love Trump because he's so white he has to use a face tanner to deflect the glare.
His shirts are always WHITE, the house he lives in is the White House, His teeth are WHITE.
We hate our oceans and wildlife, so we voted for him because we hope he'll bomb Flipper the Dolphin to smithereens.
And he's a war monger! He loves bombing brown people into oblivion and so do we! We love WHITE.
We love golf and see him playing 24 hrs a day, while poking fun at poor people in tent cities.
WHITIES love Trump.