TobiasFunke

Juan is the gift that keeps on giving

^HA!

Juan, what is your avatar? I've seen the same type of facebook usually associated with conservative Christians.

In Trump's defense, I'd **** his daughter also

Are you trying to say that when it comes to dicks you are a fan of the ones middling to above average?

So no Euro cars taken to the hypothetical planets?

This is rich. I am far and away the most heterosexual man on this forum. The closest I've ever come to a gay thought was when I almost bought a Rav 4. I ended up buying a Chevy, the most masculine car brand on the planet.

A beefcake who can rock when called upon. You're my kind of man Juan (not like that though...or if you want it to be like that it's ok with me)

one party knows the action is going to take a life.

An action determined by a sane adult that affects his/her own life

The reason for the colony analogy is my belief echoed by some famous guy who said, "there's a lot of ruin in a nation," that dumb ideas are masked by a nation's wealth and cultural capital.

If you talk to people from poor countries as I do, they'd agree that it's easier for a lady to act irresponsibly when there's a welfare system to back up your lack of foresight.

It's easy for a rich state like California to have dumb leadership.

So you're saying there's no part 2?

One planet finds its inhabitants living in a utopia while the other finds them marrying lawnmowers and furniture and eating only paste and feces.

I figure one planet is filled with people getting married if they wanted to and having sex if they wanted to and proceated if they could while the other planet is filled with people getting married if they wanted to, having sex if they wanted to, and procreated if they could. A big difference between the two I know, but it just might be what happens...

Yeah. That honor should be left to Buck. The local gun store owner.

Was pretty much going to say the same thing. We don't regard a gun store owner as a killer for selling guns to people.

I'm still waiting for Part 2 of Juan's sci-fi story. What happens 2,000 years from now on each of the planets??

There you guys go with your twisting words to forward your agenda. "loving" "consenting" "adults", psshhh give me a break.

The dream is still alive

overpopulation is not a problem?

sorry juan, you lost me on that one.

That's because you're just another believer of the lame stream media

MT, out of respect for you I would advise you not to google it.

I'm the Wes Mantooth to Juan Burgandy (see what I did there)

You sure are something special Juan

She probably is rockin' a wizard sleeve. Pass.

So Juan, you're opinion is that personal beliefs should supersede your job duties? 

Another thing I learned about leftists is that they can't support people who cheat on their spouses. So:

Leftists hate:

1. Generalizations.

2. Assuming.

3. Breaking the law, no matter how unjust it seems.

4. People who cheat on their spouse.

Can you expand on #3?

Thanks Cory. I have no clue what you are talking about with those numbers but so long as they have decent internet that's all I care about. We'll probably just be getting internet and that's it.

Does anyone use Charter Communication? How is their T.V. and Internet?

We're moving to an area where that is pretty much the only option. Sucks.

I pretty much kicked ass at the Top Gun arcade game. And the original Star Wars arcade for that matter, so I'm right with you Kurt.

I was terrible at landing 747s in Flight Simulator so I guess trust me to shoot down MIGS and TIEs and I'm all for it, but just don't expect me the land.