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I guess we cheer if he racks up some more saves against us, right?  Maybe the players will get lucky and get to sniff his jock...

This FO loves organized circle jerks over men in pinstripes.

This team can blow me.

 

Why doesn't this organization learn that fans don't want to celebrate the accomplishments of other players on other teams ...

 

LOL.  What a terrible idea for a billboard.

I remember people protesting AC/DC concerts in So Cal following his arrest because of media reports that he was inspired by the song "Night Prowler".

When will you focus on the action of the human animal instead of obsessing about his tool collection?

It's his tool collection that makes him, and others like him, infinitely more dangerous.

Once a juicer, always a juicer.

No, really.  I'm trying to understand gun nut logic.

When exactly does one become a "bad guy with a gun"?

Suspect had 1300 rounds of ammo.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/cops-gunman-who-killed-4-had-1-300-rounds-1.5438795

Until yesterday, this was a "good guy with a gun", right, gun nuts?

NRA!  NRA!  NRA!

Good riddance.

That guy was one sick f*ck.

This guy won't do time.

"Witnesses said he wore body armor and a helmet and brandished a military-style assault rifle, a shotgun, a handgun and an ammunition belt."

Another patriot exercising his second amendment rights.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/07/santa-monica-college-shooting/2401919/

Yay guns!

I'm pretty much desensitized to police cover ups and lawlessness anymore.  I knew nothing would happen to the LAPD thugs that shot up the blue truck, and I also had a hunch that the cell phone videos would end up "misplaced" during the Bakersfield investigation. 

Though, since there is only one cop involved here and it seems to be highly publicized, there's an off chance that he might face some sort of penalty.  I won't hold my breath though.

Remember that late 90's movie with Gene Hackman and Will Smith, "Enemy of the State"?  Remember how far fetched it seemed at the time? 

Digging into a politician's past?  This is unprecedented!

Meh... nothing that Palin's witch doctor can't cure.

That thing looks demonic in the first picture.

He must've been into some sort of prehistoric yoga.

His BAC results will somehow end up "misplaced".

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Look. I already told you... I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Awesome.

Someone needs to bump this thread next time yk goes on a grammar tirade.

Cats are assholes.

I wonder how much time in the box she'll get if convicted?

The more time in the box that prosecuters seek, the greater the chance she'll get off. 

Has a witness actually fingered her as the thief?

Ray, they're just trying to trim the list of suspects.

Investigators won't be able to do this if her lawyers advise her to clam up.

I will see this only if the end credits feature the song "I whip my hair back and forth".