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But does he know...

...the Angels are already 7 games back !!

Omgomgomgomg depressing.

I laugh at this shit.

Sadly, it's not the laugh instead of cry type.  It's genuinely funny.

I find myself almost...ALMOST rooting for them to just lose a few more in a row.

This way fatty is gone and we actually have a chance to have hope and acheive something this season.

Jeff Fletcher ‏@JeffFletcherOCR

Nevermind.  #Angels manager Scioscia simply wanted to get a team consensus on what toppings to get on his 22" deep dish pre-shower pizza.

ANYONE ELSE PLEASE.

ANYONE!

I can't look over and see that puckered face anymore with the "I don't know how that just happened!" look.

Seriously I can't look at him anymore. 

Please help.  Someone develop an Android app that will visually auto-tune his face.

Silver linings still exist.

At least we don't have the lowest winning % in the league. 

Thank you Miami.

Errr wait, only 3.5 out technically until this is official.

We're 4.5 out and it's not even the middle of April.

That closed door meeting needs a closed door meeting.

2014 Is Just 11 Months Away

I don't think Arte can afford to change that slogan each month.

Not after the dent Hamiltown has put in him.

Lol.  This would all be funny if most were not actually true!

"Angels...We Really Battled"

Ok, that would still be false advertising.

Shit.

That now the rest of the country knows Angel fans are indeed very intelligent.

It explains why there were tons of tickets still available today for a home opener in great weather.