REDemption

Pujols, Trout, and Trumbo homer.

Hamilton goes 1-4

I catch a foul ball.

Checked this out last night. It was a fun movie.

Turkey bacon isn't bad and I used to eat it somewhat regularly, but it doesn't come any where close to the enjoyment that eating well cooked slices of pork does. Does anyone have any Nick Offerman quotes relating to turkey bacon ? I feel like there has to be some out there.

I have high hopes for the third installment and hope it picks up the slack that Iron Man 2 dropped. RDJ plays Tony Stark to a T and is easlily the most likeable Marvel character to date in my opinion.

Anybody ever heard of pro rugby player Gareth Thomas ? Came out as gay a few years back. He's a badass and he loves to ruck other dudes. (Not a typo)

I liked having Bourjos as lead off with Trout batting second. When Bourjos comes back they should go back to that line up and move Aybar into the 5 spot so we can get another man on base after Hamilton K's from down and out pitches 8 inches off the plate.

The Big Green without Juan.

Watched Iron Man last night and I've got Iron Man 2 on deck for tonight. Prepping for the midnight showing of Iron Man 3 on Thursday. The Iron Man movies are the best that Marvel has put out.

Bacon wrapped, topped with peppers, onions, mustard, ketchup, mayo, and maybe even some avocado.

I've also had an amazing pastrami dog with pastrami, mustard, and pickles.

I feel like the $25million is worth it for the defense he brings. Am I the only one who saw how high he jumped in the Head and Shoulders commercial ??

I am at Threat Level Midnight with the whole team.

Michael Scarn !

She did make some good points.

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.

Everything's bigger in Texas.

Ron Burgandy got away with worse in a market with way more viewers. This is an outrage.

People with clipboards outside of the grocery store.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss the political ramifications that legalizing marijuana would have on the kids being bullied by the hungry kids in India who need your help to save the Amazon rainforest ?"

I went to Slater's 50/50 a few weeks back and was witness to a pretty humorous interaction.

A guy walked up to the bar and asked the bartender to recommend something because he wanted to try something new. The bartender brings him a 10oz goblet of Delirium Tremens and says "That'll be $10." Guys shocked response, "For the beer !??"

The poor guy came back later and asked what the name of the beer was and couldn't understand the bartender, so as far as he's concerned the name of the most expensive beer he'll never buy again is.. Trevis.

Play a full game of Monopoly with Helen Keller.

Not pressing CLEAR on the microwave if there is still time left on it.

Scioscia on Madson as of 4/14.

"He's got some work to do, but he's getting better," Scioscia said. "He's throwing bullpens now and he's throwing bullpens at 100 percent, which is a great sign. If he continues to do that, I think there is a reasonable timetable of when he can get into a Minor League game."

Looks like he's still at least a couple weeks out.

I can't believe they left out this gem.

I thought I heard the new Skrillex single this morning. Turns out I hit the panic button on my car alarm by accident.

I want a Hamel Toe jersey.