Day 2-
We arrive at Tempe Diablo bright and oily. I head straight to the back practice fields, Filiberto's breakfast burrito in hand, for morning workouts. In the very back, there are 4 fields in a cloverleaf formation, allowing me to see the action on all 4 fields at once. I spot Nathan Haynes and we chat for a bit. Why is this significant? Because of the thousands of Halos games I've attended in my life, the only foul ball I ever snagged came off the bat of Mr. Haynes. In his first big league at-bat. Off George Sherrill of the Seachickens. He ended up getting a base hit, a line drive up the middle. Mr. Haynes was very surprised I knew all this. "You're a hardcore" he said. "Nah" I replied. "I'm Aztec."
After breakfast at the cloverleaf, I walk over to the 8-mound bullpen. 3 pitchers are throwing. Bill Lacheman is schooling youngsters festooned in the tools of ignorance. I stand by the catchers so I can listen to "that sound". I love that sound. That special THWAK!!! noise as the ball hits the catcher's mitt. I love the sound of THWAK!!! in the morning. It sounds like.....victory.
It's almost game time, so I head over to the stadium. I run into Chuck and Brian. Fancy seeing them here. And this game was exactly what I needed, a delicious 12-4 beatdown of the stinking Whiteys. What, no tie score??? Not today. Trout is officially berserk- a bomb, a wallbanger double, stolen base, 2 RBI's, 3 runs scored, and now hitting .407 for the spring. Can you imagine how good he'd be if he wasn't such a fat slob? And Howie- only a double, a triple, 2 more RBI's and 2 runs scored. This does not suck. Also, I was rather impressed after my first look at Jason Vargas. In 4 and 2/3's, I only saw 3 balls hit solidly. This guy know how to locate, change speeds, and miss bats.
Despite the Hat and ample sunscreen, I'm burnt and drained tonight. But it's well worth it. I bask in the afterglow of "just another Halo victory." And clearly, I am a blessed man, because I get to do this again tomorrow too.
This means you. But not me, I go wherever the hell I want. Orlando Mercado said so.
Army of farmhands.
They practice, I eat. Not so bad.
Let's go hit!
That cart's got balls. Good wheels too.
Let's go pitch.
THWAK!!! I think this is Carlos Ramirez, but they all look alike when the mask goes on.
Your humble narrator with your humble website creator.
Trout goes bombsauce, then handshake line.
Keepin' their heads in the game.
Trout. The Troutster. Troutsy. Troutmeister. Troutalopagus.
And thank you for YOUR contribution, Albert.
All of you should be here.
I hope Gotbeer isn't offended...
Saw this on the side of a vehicle in the parking lot. Never eaten there, but they have a catchy mission statement, yes?