So, like I thought, you didn't read it. Dumb comment to make on this article in particular. There's absolutely nothing dramatic or negative in it, nor anything that feels like it comes from a "TMZ reporter."
I was typing the same thing (re: strange line!). Truly bizarre. I imagine that's it for him on the mound tonight. Maybe they'll take the lead in this half inning and he can eke out the win.