Willy J.

Dipoto just offered him a 10 year, 150 million contract.

Getting wasted drinking O'Doules.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up heroin.

Just got to tip your cap and turn the page and blame it on the marine layer.

Here we go. .  :sigh:

I don't know. .  even if he sat on the pine, at least he wouldn't be able to own us over and over.

Aw Shuck!

I have the Cards and Brewers here in Tulsa as well.

Why can't we draft players like Segura?

Oh, right. . . .

The game is blacked out where I live; sounds like that might be a good thing so far. . .

It would be a better excuse than 'my eyes are blue'.

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, Joshy
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never hit, buddy.
When you say you will (say you will) but we pay you still
I loathe you (I loathe you) more than anyone, Joshy
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up)
Buttercup, start doing your part.

"My at-bats won't be lame", you told us time and again
But they are, you flail away and then (bah-dah-dah)
You suck some more, I can't take any more
It's on you, you let us down again

(Hey, hey, hey!) Joshy, Joshy try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little pitch selection, and it'll make us happy
(Hey, hey, hey!) It'd be a shock
I think Little Rock, is waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, Joshy
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never hit, buddy.
When you say you will (say you will) but we pay you still
I loathe you (I loathe you) more than anyone, Joshy
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up)
Buttercup, start doing your part.

You're Arte's boy but your killing our joy
Just want to let you know (bah-dah-dah)
I know it's true, were paying millions to you
It hurts me so

(Hey, hey, hey!) Joshy, Joshy try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little pitch selection, and it'll make us happy
(Hey, hey, hey!) It'd be a shock
I think Little Rock, is waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, Joshy
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never hit, buddy.
When you say you will (say you will) but we pay you still
I loathe you (I loathe you) more than anyone, Joshy
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up)
Buttercup, start doing your part.

I have no worries about Trout's hitting ability; his iffy fielding and lack of stolen bases so far this year are more worry-some to me.

Of all the issues our team has had this season, this is not one of them.

I might start referring to Hamilton as 'buttercup' tho. . . .

He'd probably have a better OPS than Hamilton.

I can't even say why, but for the first time this year I'm feeling optimistic and good about our team.

Might be temporary insanity, but I'm going with it.

Albert Too-olds.

I'm sure he's tired from flailing away at all those pitches out of the strike zone.

Nice call by Scioscia, for a change.

It's not as if the car was in very good shape to begin with -- the whole interior was already ruined from excessive amount of marinara sauce stains on the upholstery.

So it's skips car?  Sorry, missed that.

Well then, just need to tip the cap and turn the page and write it off as a fly in the ointment that will get better if we keep it in the lineup.

"Shucky was a fly in the ointment, but you have to tip your cap to the way he turned the page and hit his spots tonight."

 Mike

I'd work on not being such a loser that people felt the need to key my car.

A couple weeks in Little Rock might be in order.

Josh Wiffington, Rally Slayer.

When you play The Game of Thrones, you can't go 0 for 8.

I enjoyed watching our team tonight.

One game at a time.

He was money tonight. . . we really needed his complete game.

A sliver of hope. . .

He's horrible here, there, and everywhere.