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    East Coast Bias reacted to Docwaukee in And we wonder why Dipoto quit...   
    This has been an eroding situation for several years now.  
     
    From 2005-2008 their drafts produced hank conger, jorden walden, peter bourjos, andrew romine, and tyler chatwood.   Other than Kendrys, we didn't really sign any significant international players (that I can remember) and then we completely pulled out of the international market in 2009.  
     
    Reagins came along in 2007 and under the direction of Arte (and maybe MS to a degree), took a hammer to the eroded area blindly, further damaging it.  
     
    Eddie Bane found a brand new piece of drywall and borrowed his dad's killer set of tool to give it a nice cosmetic appearance but the mold was still underneath.  
     
    In 2010, he and reagins tried to fix it even further and ended up exposing the damage but got pissed at each other and just left it.  
     
    Then Jerry came along and said 'I can fix that shit easy.'  So he got out his metric socket set but alas, the materials were standard so he put some spit, wd40, duct tape and patch all over it to hold every thing together.  But it looked like shit.
     
    Scott Sevais came by one day and tried to cover it up with liquid paper and he lit a scented candle but when he came back the next day a sharpie note in MS handwriting said 'For a good time, call Jill Servais' with Scott's home phone number underneath.
     
    Then Arte came along one day and said 'are we still working on this shit?  It looks worse than ever."  So he put a picture of a painting over it with a very fancy and expensive frame.  But he realized the painting was a knock off so he put a mirror with white powder all over it over the top.  Then he realized the mirror was a gift from his ex wife so he got rid of it not realizing it was an expensive family heirloom.  
     
    Jerry saw the mirror in the trash and after seeing his reflection he realized how inappropriately tan he was which made him angry.  So he demanded that no one else was allowed to touch his eroded mess of a structure.  But Butcher, Baylor and Scioscia got really drunk one night and wrote mean stuff about jerry all over it.  So Jerry told Arte to fix it but Arte thought it really tied the room together and felt they should leave it.  
     
    So Jerry left.  
     
    Then Billy came along.  He took one look at it and said 'holy shit!  What the F is that thing?!" Arte told him it was the franchise and Billy laughed.  But after some consternation, Billy put together an estimate of what it would cost and showed it to Arte who told him to get started fixing it.  
     
    But then Arte realized he didn't see one of the zeroes in the quote total.  So he said '**** it', took a shit on it, and then went sailing.
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    East Coast Bias reacted to Docwaukee in And we wonder why Dipoto quit...   
    I don't find anything to be all that clear with this org right now.  
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