SCHaloFan

i remember saying this around the same time last year - if they're going to be bad, then I want them to be epically, historically bad, so hands are forced and people are shitcanned. What would be worse is just being routinely bad, which is what I think they are right now. Nothing is going to change, and they're just going to continue to be an underachieving joke.

This. I said the same thing the other day. I'd rather flat out blow than be mired in mediocrity

Detroit is going to sodomize us

We won with weak offensive showings vs Houston and we were teased...this offense is showing very little through the first 13 games this year.

Correia in virtual cruise control right now, pathetic

Love Gubi comparing Hamilton and Mauer tonight...ridiculous. Mauer hits weak pitching, Hambone struggles vs most

This rotation has been so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

Agreed, I had low expectations but they are performing far worse than I anticipated

Gubi was singing a different tune re: first pitch strikes last year when Colon dominated us and threw about 60+ consecutive strikes

On a side note Heidi Klum looks better post-Seal

A 2 run deficit vs Correia may be insurmountable, that's how bad we are

I'd rather watch Jerome sweat profusely through 5 innings than this garbage...Blanton is an effin bum

As soon as Trout heats up, Albert cools off...very fitting. We should never lose to Kevin Correia

Again a 2 out hit for Trout, which I'm sure Albert will waste

What a complete waste of a lead off hit again, gets tiresome watching this joke of an offense

Way to execute a bunt and a hit and run Pete...Jesus

I repeat, our SP is horrific

most of us hated the Blanton signing at the time. Most of us were right.

But...but...but...he eats innings

Blanton is filthy

We are so incapable of handling a running game it is borderline laughable, our pitchers don't give our catchers a chance

Damn it Pete!!!

Lucho is a fun cat to watch so far

I kid of course

The Brendan Harris acquisition was pure genius

I wouldn't say it's horrific.

It's just not very good.

You could be right but to me a staff ERA approaching 6 qualifies as horrific to me. My standards are not very lenient I suppose

Freezin my ass off. Regret not wearing a jacket

Get yourself warm dude it's only going to get colder. How is the wind so far, biting yet?

Our SP is horrific