Oh great. You are feeding my addiction. My wife will be very upset with you, Chuck. I recommend you try and lay low during FanFest this summer.
On a serious note. Thanks!!
Lohse is like the chick in the corner of the bar. She's over there drinking Cristal and she's kinda ugly. There are no other girls to talk to, so you keep considering making an approach. You realize that she's drinking some expensive stuff, so you don't want to buy her a drink so you do nothing.
All the other girls in the bar, including the girl you brought with you, keep breaking wind and puking on themselves. You're a 12-pack deep and ol' Lohse is starting to look better and better... regardless of her price.
Sad thing is that this ugly chick in the corner would instantly be our #3 starter. Maybe even #2, since CJ's elbow definitely doesn't look 'right'.
At least Burnett looked good today. Giving up no runs in an inning, dropping his ERA to under 17.