mike_hllywa

Playing adult pictionary tonight. Any word suggestions? Remember, I have no shame.

One day, I'm going to be rich. And my first expenditure will be to hire Morgan Freeman to talk for me.

Late to the party, but, 'MERICA!

Does anyone know how the US vs. Costa Rica soccer game is going?

The strike throwing is appreciated CJ, but how about you miss some bats while you're at it

Little man just farted on a sleeping @HllywaAmber . This is thr only way she'll know.

Brought my twitter stand up routine to kindergarten registration.

#StandingOvation RT"@SMcEwen_eh: The Mami Marlins are the bleacher report of sports franchise - @SammillerBP... quote of the year"

PU BOMB!

Message approved RT"@davidwilbur: @JayLightBeer check out the .@TaxiSquadShow and 2 guys doing an angels podcast with @kevinlappin and mike

Congrats @ohshootitsdan . Make the #AngelsFamily proud.

New "Two Guys" podcast with @kevinlappin is up and ready for your earholes. http://t.co/qNuCeiZVwx

Nerding out with @kevinlappin before the podcast. Seriously, this could be more fun than the podcast itself.

Bad Religion, making my days better since 1998. http://t.co/1pPyCcVoX5

My plan is taking shape. RT"@HllywaAmber: @mike_hllywa look at what I am watching. http://t.co/gl7vl5ysnG"

The best part about the #WBC being over, no more hack commentary. I'm looking at you Reynolds and Katt.

SWAG! @HllywaAmber RT"@the405love: @2_Ring_Circus @mike_hllywa @andrew_galvan tranzor-z swag"

I'm conflicted. RT "@Sky_Kalkman: Retweet if you're against rape, favorite if you're pro rape. #rovellrapesurvey"

Happy, um, spring. http://t.co/g70urR592o

I'd call it a push. RT @mcuban: . Skip Bayless >>>>>>>>> @realDonaldTrump

According to my boss, Curacao is an awesome place to visit. Just another reason to support the Netherlands and #HONKBALL tonight.

Am I the only one who likes the fact that Conger will get to ACTUALLY PLAY if he goes to AAA?

Because "Hllywa" RT"@HllywaAmber: Why is Y only a vowel sometimes?"

I'd RT everything @the405love tweets, but then I'd come across as creepy. So just follow him and save me the restraining order.