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@MLB Whichever one hits in front of the other. That one will see more pitches.

Hey, anyone else remember last year when Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump and (seemingly) had a backbone? https://t.co/YPE7mOASeh

Keaton, I wish I could give you a great big hug. You are an awesome kid and those other kids don’t have any idea wh… https://t.co/KcKUwc35MH

Awesome news about Ohtani choosing the #Angels! Now, how about Moustakas...

Damn, these Kings are fun. #GoKingsGo

RT @KimmyMonte: I left my true love after the 6th day of Christmas bc I couldn't take care of all the goddamn birds he kept giving me

Congratulations to the GOP- in the wake of staggering gun violence in our country, you have taken a step to actuall… https://t.co/ULbsmSbdnf

R ear Window Y oung Frankenstein A lice in Wonderland N orth by Northwest V ertigo A View To A Kill N ight of the… https://t.co/xWyjG6Ivu6

This is a brilliant idea https://t.co/EfFthSfCQV

Great, so that tax bill passed. I’m finding it harder and harder to feel any sort of hope for the future of this co… https://t.co/Ox6g6EuXNw

RT @RepMaxineWaters: Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.

RT @BetteMidler: Tomorrow is my birthday. I feel like this video was a gift from the universe to me. Geraldo may have apologized for his t…

WTG, #Angels. Incredibly stupid to let him go... and to a division rival??!? https://t.co/pxsAOcoaqv

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. https://t.co/AkTGppKE91

RT @espiers: I hope Dean Young doesn't have any daughters, because what he's telling them here is that if an older man sexually assaults th…

Yes, old people often seem to believe that Fox News is telling the truth. My father-in-law is the same way, and I n… https://t.co/JpKN7vQKFF

RT @clmazin: The President of the United States is a miserable, pathetic asshole. https://t.co/STcZpMcJLR

RT @jptoner50: A number of billboard companies in #Alabama refused to install this graphic. It would be tragic if everyone decided to make…

@ColinHanks @laurenduca I must respectfully disagree, in deference to my Mom’s memory. It isn’t Thanksgiving dinner without Christmas music.

RT @AndyRichter: The President says the multiple independent accusations of sexual predation against him are lies. And he just inferred tha…

@xochi44 She says she doesn’t rinse hers, after the brining she rubs it with unsalted butter and chopped herbs and… https://t.co/3jCnDMhX4m

RT @OriginalFunko: RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a Specialty Series Orko Dorbz! https://t.co/gZqAAntQj4

So, Manson is dead. https://t.co/m7O6LRNQ0v

@MattGourley @MattMira Watching You Only Live Twice with my 12-year-old. As Bond enters M’s submarine office, he sa… https://t.co/8EPbriATch

RT @Disney: The #Incredibles2 trailer is here. See the film in theatres June 15, 2018. https://t.co/cTZIkWeDK5