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@BillSimmons You failed to mention how the Lakers will also lose their 2019 1st (to ORL, I think) should they fall out of the top-3 in 2017.

@KamBrothers tanking

@jrsmith02 When's the swimsuit edition? And if I order now, will I get a LIGO shaped phone?

@taniaganguli Begrudgingly, I need a Lakers L tonight.

@KendraJames_ @DrewMcWeeny Maybe he meant in his administration, which is a very low bar to clear, like fastest snail.

RT @mcguinnesscoll: Seems like the "extreme vetting" has been happening to the wrong people.

@RalphGarman It feels like Trump won all over again. I loathe the Patriots.

RT @CharlesFinch: These have got to be the two dumbest people alive https://t.co/9onoJEvIzz

RT @krupsjustsayin: @pattonoswalt @AndyRichter Wish I was better at Photoshop. https://t.co/GhFKLv3hCx

RT @JustPlaneMark: This is a true hero! Share: 'I cried all the way home': Santa Claus grants final wish to a dying child https://t.co/PvaV…

@Alden_Gonzalez wasn't Fisher prepping for TE Derrick Ramsey anyway?

@RalphGarman @thekevinryder I googled "Jacques Chirac and Kevin and Bean". Amazing stuff. Standing O!!!!

@KenTremendous @jasonvolack @ABC did he drink from the wrong cup of Christ?

@neiltyson The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, gravitational waves were discovered.

@KamBrothers When do the Warriors fans start to blame Mike Brown?

@thekevinryder @RealRonHoward @kroq Please ask him about Arrested Development. Nothing else matters.

@RalphGarman re: reboots, Hollywood is afraid of creativity/originality that might fail. It is sad.

@RalphGarman Also, thank you for the response. Your respect for your fans is one of your many great attributes.

@pattonoswalt Maybe she preferred some Wood?

@MikeTrout Thank you so much for signing a baseball for my son tonight. You gave him a memory he will cherish forever. Truly amazing.

@DrewMcWeeny you are too talented to not have a forum for your voice. Like Obi Wan, you will become more powerful.

RT @scott_kerr: Boy writes to Lego after losing a mini-figure. Lego's customer service department should run the world. https://t.co/6iz0d…

@DrewAtHitFix UCLA football game, I think.

@DrewAtHitFix so Eleven is LeslieKnope and Steve is Jean Ralphio's dad. So, Mike is in fact Ben Wyatt playing Cones of Dunshire.

@RalphGarman great Stones reference.