And we all know what happens when you kick the dog:
When you kick the dog, you have to take it to the vet for treatment. When you take it to the vet, you notice the vet's young assistant is hot. When you notice she's hot, your wife makes you sleep on the couch. When you sleep on the couch, you get crab lice. When you get crab lice, your wife thinks you slept with the vet's assistant, and files for divorce. When you get divorced, you start frequenting prostitutes. When you frequent prostitutes, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you don't use condoms, When you don't use condoms, you get HIV. When you get HIV, you get visited in the hospital by Magic Johnson. When you get visted by Magic Johnson, he gives you a Dodger hat.
Don't get visited in the hospital by Magic Johnson with a Dodger hat
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