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RT @MarkDoesStuff: TWITTER, I JUST WATCHED A MAN TELL A WOMAN AT A GAS STATION TO SMILE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR.

@garysteveneaton One more year.

@AntiGlib Defecate is the word you're looking for there.

#DontCallItAComeback @JTaillon19 https://t.co/Tv9dW1Jqa3

@MattWelch Ditto PA. Only recently have grocery stores been allowed to carry beer and wine.

@BLB_Chiefs @2_Ring_Circus Could be better.

Good grief. https://t.co/Po625y7XpK

TMW you find out that the new kitten is only six weeks old when you have had her for three weeks and the Vet asks if she can show her off.

Check out this motherfucker. #Bravo https://t.co/lyLLklhBJp

@2_Ring_Circus @RonSwansonTrio @LAANGELSINSIDER There's an antidote for that. Me.

Snap. https://t.co/2v36Rj6tkP

@PrisonPlanet @chrislhayes DWI's are completely fucking preventable.

@ccorbisiero @rowast That's one way to get a double-sided tip.

So, @foxandfriends, you may want to update your graphics. https://t.co/qhvR5BNQoJ

@shortstoppin_

Enjoying some @RealTimers with @a_hellyea and @Welder_for_Life. https://t.co/6sDYdvloAW

RT @FlyByKnite: Trump: "I don't always drink collusion. But when I do, I prefer Dos Russia. Stay compromised, my comrades." https://t.co/JE…

Fucking duh. https://t.co/TKHRwbLZ8H

@MikeFlynnII @JoeNBC The presidential polls showed Clinton would win popular vote by 3-5 points. And, she did. So, yeah, reliable.

@FreddyWanKenobi @SouthwestAir Didn't even think of that. Get on it, @SouthwestAir.

@FlyByKnite https://t.co/UEbKD1OSaD

@paranoidliotta Deal.

I've got a great idea: let's hang a breaking ball for Carlos Correa! #Damnit

@shortstoppin_ $20 shoes on clearance.

@shutup_andrew You already know of their greatness.