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RT @pattonoswalt: My airplane’s flight map just gave me an amazing idea for a Jason Vorhees time travel movie. https://t.co/zU6ON2cg4y

RT @OregonJOBS2: Girl who used to be paralyzed surprises her nurse https://t.co/Fplelf6G0D

@thekevinryder I pride myself on having decent taste in films (unlike Kevin "More Louds" Ryder) and then your effin… https://t.co/DmRq0lllgx

RT @laureenmarie_: My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school

@nittwit10 Holy crap. 174 followers? How many Russian bots do you know?

@nittwit10 My question was more of a general musing though, in the same vein as "why is the sky blue?"

@nittwit10 I can neither confirm nor deny.

RT @DelightDestiny: Girl crushes a cotton candy eating contest ❤️. https://t.co/AiEATAWBQH

RT @BeckyEbben: I love this dude because he's just like "IT'S A LIVING!" https://t.co/e4NvJEzxps

RT @realGollumTrump: Too close to calls! Too close! MAKES SACKBONE WINS IT! We wants it! Didn’t we campaigns? Isnt we bestest Preciousdent?…

RT @HelloCullen: why do any of us even try when far side exists https://t.co/SHACUc3MTS

RT @Theremina: “You can’t even see its bones, yet scientists are hailing it as perhaps the best-preserved dinosaur specimen ever unearthed.…

RT @sarahchad_: We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

@MikeBobadillaFi @RalphGarman @drunkhistory Not enough alcohol in the budget to get him drunk enough.

RT @TheDweck: OkStupid https://t.co/Ugj3DeSUFX

@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger He didn't say where he felt that tingle, regardless I agree with him.

@kumailn @edgarwright @emilyvgordon Until your next Oscar nom, my good man.

@Angels I've got a Vlad Guerrero jersey, but I need the other #27 to complete my set.

@jrsmith02 You don't need power, you have Twitter. And Dark Matter.

@RalphGarman I cannot put into words how much I've loved all that you did on the K&B show. You're a vital friend t… https://t.co/2MjTQ7jXv1

RT @jaketapper: Jacob Thompson C/O Maine Medical Center 22 Bramhall St Portland, ME 04102 https://t.co/Xc4ROARruz

RT @gmdoherty: This should keep us up at night. https://t.co/zSbtj5CPTy

RT @DaleneGantt: This is one of the most AMAZING displays of HEART and EFFORT I’ve ever seen!! So happy I saw it in person! @decaturvball @…

RT @tylershields: Must be a real bad week in this town for both of them to be there https://t.co/fTLrreXh0c

RT @lotuseatur: Magic Mike XXL (2015) https://t.co/TIYQY3eahc