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Everything posted by calscuf

  1. And how can you call me a lib when I’m the most racist and sexist person on here? I’m just fucking smart. That’s all.
  2. Double Oops!
  3. I said anyone can take the test, I’m not responsible for individual results.
  4. Here is a simple test anyone can take: If you think DeSantis is smart, you are fucking stupid.
  5. I know, but I don't have an infant anymore and my immune system is decent. So I don't really care.
  6. Who fucking cares, I'm taking it. Let them get sick.
  7. Open it all up! Oops.
  8. Ha, yeah mine too. We should hang out and hold hands.
  9. Bonus points if you can name the actual video this came from.
  10. Larry, I will always defer to you on anything Grindr related. I will be more careful in the future.
  11. Can you please devote an evening to just getting drunk and responding to all our less intelligent, more patriotic, more likely to have tattoos, less likely to have an estate plan, more likely to have lake bound watercraft, more likely to be married to a woman with both light and dark hair for some reason, less likely to have a passport, more likely to wish they were 100% white, less likely to speak a foreign language other than Spanish, more likely to have a little pecker and less likely to have a college degree brethren? TIA.
  12. I think we’re going to be hearing a lot more about Ricogate.
  13. “Haole”. But I appreciate the effort, brah. I fucking hate Hawaiians. Such douchebag people.
  14. Hawaiians are like mean Mexicans.
  15. I’d be fine with either body count if he just chilled out a bit.
  16. I really can’t wait until Larry goes back to work. I’d be OK with a million deaths if he would just shut the fuck up for 5 minutes.
  17. Ha, I’d like to hear what that guy has to say about the lockdown.
  18. Damn, now I’ve probably got, too.
  19. Three years later, this story is still funny.
  20. Lawyers have doctorate degrees. So technically Dr. Phil is an AW member.