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  1. cals
    Indeed!
  2. cals
    If Suarez spent as much time working on pitching as he does applying lip gloss he might be decent.
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    Poopoo Face. Ha ha, awesome.
  4. cals
    69!
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    Frankly this one seems like a bad look coincidence story the other side is always hoping to find. The real story is how his good buddy owns a bunch of Paneras and therefore is exempt from the new law because it bakes bread.
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    She would gobble that anteater pretty good.
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    So anyways, my point is that it’s pointless arguing with Christians. The Jews won them fair and square. Maybe try to convince a Buddhist.
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    I dated this girl once who was pretty Christian. She worked for a group of Jewish women who treated her kind of poorly. I said something borderline antisemitic to her in support of her frustration and she jumped down my throat. She explained that they are the Chosen People and therefore are, apparently, beyond reproach. It was then I realized that Jews are fucking brilliant. True story.
  10. cals
    Maybe it was a bratwurst.
  11. cals
    I didn’t read the story. Was it a baguette?
  12. cals
    This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.
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    No
  14. cals
    I’m wondering if it’s usual for MLB to go back to games a week prior and re-score the plays.
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    I have the capacity.
  17. cals
    It’s a bit nippy today.
  18. cals
    Damn, you got me. I wish I had some example of it being used as a first name a long time ago. Like maybe 2000 years ago. Oh well.
  19. cals
    It’s not a first name you twit. It’s the same as all the kids named Jackson or Parker. At the end of the 80’s new parents all became douchebags.
  20. cals
    That you all have girl names?
  21. cals
    I’d probably take a dump on it on tik tok.
  22. cals
    Cholos and Sam Blum. What a combo.
  23. cals
    I seriously doubt two lesbos are going to eat jizz.
  24. cals
    Thank you, Jason.
  25. cals
    I know you are but what am I?
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