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Everything posted by calscuf

  1. Maybe you should ask him. Also call him a freedom of press hating liberal. That usually calms him down.
  2. I sold it. I got tired of people assuming I had a little pecker. Now it’s just me and my Touareg.
  3. There should be. There is a direct correlation between non-mask wearing and the pit bull/raised truck/little dick/gun loving men with low self-esteem.
  4. The biggest problem with buying/leasing right now is that they stopped selling Touaregs in 2017. Find yourself a nice used Touareg and thank me later. Lots of lez puss on deck.
  5. I hope he does the white people protesting and faking like they give a fuck about BLM and then the CHAZ. He probably won’t.
  6. “Unless they are committing crimes or endangering police officers, then please don’t judge them by the content of their character and only judge them innocent because of the color of their skin. And then, if they choose riot and loot, I implore you, citizens of the race of human beings, also please do not judge them for that either.” MLK, 6/27/2020
  7. Eh, it was pretty much standard Walmart patrons. Severely obese women on scooters, Mexicans with 4 unmasked kids, guys with cutoff sleeves, everyone looked like they smoke cigarettes.
  8. I don’t know about that, but the Walmart was awesome!
  9. Hypodermics on the shore, China’s under martial law, rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it any more!
  10. I was at a Walmart in Bend, Oregon yesterday and maybe 10% were wearing masks. Bunch of freedom loving patriots here!
  11. Ha ha. WTF? “They were near an exit when they were "accosted'' and "battered'' by security guards who called them "gang bangers, thugs and homies,'' Sorry homie, I’m pretty sure those are actual requirements for entrance into Stabbez Ravine. That said, I love how litigious Hispanics are.
  13. I’m going to miss you Rally. After our awesome Texas vacation!
  14. I really want to spend some time in bars so I’m on my way!
  15. I was wondering why I felt a buzz.
  16. A year from now cops will be back to killing black guys and the only residuals of all of this will be renamed syrup and the end of the Dixie Chicks.
  17. I think you give humanity too much credit.
  18. Not Onion.
  19. I could just tell you this in our mind, but I’ll tell you here: Agreeing with Blarg really makes you look uncool, even if you do agree. Wait for someone the younger folks don’t roll their eyes at to express the same opinion of you want to agree with the sentiment expressed. I don’t want to hurt our rep.
  20. In theory this may be true. But Larry, now that we know you’re probably the most Mexican guy here (Lou looks like Chuck compared to your scary eyes), all it takes is some stupid novela style drama and your Mexican blood will fire up and all hell could break loose.