cals

Poopoo Face. Ha ha, awesome.

69!

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Fuck this asshole. I hope his restaurant gets boycotted and they can't hire anyone.

Frankly this one seems like a bad look coincidence story the other side is always hoping to find.  

The real story is how his good buddy owns a bunch of Paneras and therefore is exempt from the new law because it bakes bread.

41 minutes ago, Jason said:

Can we please not talk about Cals’ penis?

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

I’m assuming she enjoyed your uncircumcised dick though? If so, you should have called her out on her hypocrisy.

She would gobble that anteater pretty good.

So anyways, my point is that it’s pointless arguing with Christians.  The Jews won them fair and square.  Maybe try to convince a Buddhist.

I dated this girl once who was pretty Christian.  She worked for a group of Jewish women who treated her kind of poorly.  I said something borderline antisemitic to her in support of her frustration and she jumped down my throat.  She explained that they are the Chosen People and therefore are, apparently, beyond reproach.  It was then I realized that Jews are fucking brilliant.

True story.

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

Whatever it was, they didn’t see it as Kosher.

Maybe it was a bratwurst.

3 hours ago, Kevin said:

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-dismiss-two-officers-after-finding-mistakes-strike-aid-workers-2024-04-05/

“As the cars departed the hangar, one of the men getting into the vehicles had been carrying a bag which the operators watching drone footage took to be a rifle.”

I didn’t read the story.  Was it a baguette? 

13 hours ago, Jason said:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Radical Super Straightism
Perhaps Mr. Peterson spelled it wrong?

This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

4 hours ago, Redondo said:

Ren-done is back to Rendon as he finally gets a hit

Now can he build on this and get more hits or a multiple hit game?

No

I’m wondering if it’s usual for MLB to go back to games a week prior and re-score the plays.

5 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

This is why players should speak in the 3rd person.

2 hours ago, Stradling said:

The former CEO of INO name was Mark Taylor.  So you two should dock.  

I have the capacity.

It’s a bit nippy today.

6 minutes ago, Taylor said:

https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=mark

Damn, you got me.  I wish I had some example of it being used as a first name a long time ago.  Like maybe 2000 years ago.

Oh well.

28 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Taylor was originally a male name. It wasn't until the late 70s that it also became popular for girls. 

It’s not a first name you twit.  It’s the same as all the kids named Jackson or Parker.  At the end of the 80’s new parents all became douchebags.

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I learned this the other day. It made me feel happy.

That you all have girl names?

10 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Let's say you were the person to catch the home run ball, and you knew it was valuable to the Dodgers and Ohtani. What would you want for it?

I'd be stoked just to catch a HR ball, because that's a once in a lifetime experience (unless you go to a lot of Marlins or A's games). Giving it up would be difficult.

I’d probably take a dump on it on tik tok.

Cholos and Sam Blum.  What a combo.

8 hours ago, arch stanton said:

As our resident misogynist you don't see this as a decision two women might make?

I seriously doubt two lesbos are going to eat jizz.

10 minutes ago, Jason said:

Gargle first then eat. 

Thank you, Jason.

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

I was hoping you would tell us.

I know you are but what am I?

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

Same sex?  What were a couple of poofs gonna do with his sperm anyways?  Eat it?

40 minutes ago, Lhalo said: