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Grown men without children should be banned from Disneyland. (Obviously if they can prove they’re homos, there would be an exception.)

Larry thinks conspiracy theories aren’t dumb.

AI doesn’t speak Spanglish asshole.

No, you’re just naive and have no bullshit detector. And she’s not bizarre. She’s a woman from California.

At first I thought maybe the old man was confused but I think he’s lucid. The whole world is so beholden to China what can you say? Look at it this way: China is the #metoo MSM media. Taiwan is Trevor Bauer. It’s clear who the out of control, insane with power entity here is and who the wrongly attacked, innocent victim of greed and aggression here is. Doesn’t change things. No one is willing to risk their livelihood to support the entity that, in the long run, isn’t worth losing everything over, just to stand up for what is right.

Silseth looks like he bullied you guys in high school.

Fixed

Sister, nobody “turned” you gay. You’re the poster child for gay at birth.

The clap

The best part of this thread is watching the reactions of the 90% of you who, for the very first time, heard a woman talk about her vagina and you didn’t have to pay for it.

How do you know those aren’t just local border jumpers?

Who the fuck cares. It's just dead Muslims.

Lou and I were the only ones right about him the entire time.

Larry tell us what it's like to be Capitalized!

Lay

@Taylor, what color Stanley bottle do you have?

Mammary

Seriously though Taylor, how much shame do you feel for not being able to be a real man for your family?

No, his dick stole a bike. And his dick’s mom said he’s a good boy. His dick’s dad is in prison.

Your wife tell you that joke?

He is still the victim of sexual assault and this place is still full of victim blamers.

I was trying to imagine you talking to your shrink.

My dick shoots real man juice with swimmers and everything. And I am not super duper sad.

I forget sometimes I need to be nicer to you. Being such a disappointment to everyone in your family must be a huge weight. And the dick not working thing must be terribly embarrassing.