Glen

"before play resumes". 
aka
"We found stuff but we're not gonna do anything. The investigation is complete."

OK, I'll play along...
Yankees already getting no value out of that Gerrit Cole contract right now.  Maybe they'll start shopping him around.  Maybe they'd be willing to eat some money on that deal, since Cole has given them somewhere around 0.0 WAR so far.

Just to give us something to talk about. Hell, even if he picked someone off of the scrap heap it would go 12 pages.
Do something, Eppler! Even if you're quarantined your phone still works.

Just to give us something to talk about. Hell, even if he picked someone off of the scrap heap it would go 12 pages.
Do something, Eppler! Even if you're quarantined your phone still works.

At least with no baseball, there won't be any new threads about how disappointing Pujols has been. 
(That's what I had thought)

Albert hit a grounder in the last game before they shut it down. Hes almost to first base now.
You sure he knows theres a roll in the clubhouse?

Like trolls?

I wonder what the cutoff is for the amount of regular-season games to still have a season.  For instance, would they have a season with just 60 games?

Like trolls?

Like trolls?

Like trolls?

Like trolls?

I have a feeling that this year is going to cause us to be more appreciative of the things we take for granted.

Without trolls, how will we learn to appreciate non-trolls?

It would be funny if you are safe from coronavirus, but catch mad cow.
Not funny like we'll laugh (it will be sad), but funny as in ironic.

And you're based in Seattle, where the virus is feasting. 
Hilarious. Try not identifying as covid-positive if you get it for more yucks.

Glen are you giving a Thumb's Up Schitt's Creek?

It's excellent. 

Not sports-related but I just started watching "Schitt's Creek" and man, what a great show.

Yes. Follow the governor's directive regardless of any political leanings.  Its better to be safe, inconvenienced and annoyed during this time than defiant and vulnerable.
With all due respect. 

That would be hard to judge, since it would be impossible to say how it would have played out without preventative measures.

Yep.  Most don't seem to realize (or truly understand) the exponential values the current models are producing.  This could be devastating in the amount of infections that we don't know about yet.  I wasn't too concerned until I started reading more of the articles with data sets, as well as anecdotal information coming out of Italy. 
This article did it for me:
https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

Just get a bidet. Not to save tp but because it’s glorious. At least that’s what my friend told me of course 

1.  Yes, people are overreacting to this but that's better than ignoring it.  It's good to be concerned for others who are more susceptible to severe consequences.
2. Not for me, but my wife has diabetus so that puts her in a higher risk group.  And, our Alaska cruise that we'd been planning for a while is now off the books.
3. Sorta, but I was gonna do that anyway.
4. No, I can't work from home (F-22 avionics specialist) and our base is still working.
5.  Yes, of course.  I'm thinking by the end of April.

Thanks.  It's a fun job.  I will say that F-35s are better.
Since I'm at work right now, let me clarify that F-35s are not better.