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the dude abides got a reaction from Taylor in Crop Dusted
I just got crop dusted at my office walking back from the coffee bar. I passed a co-worker walking in the opposite direction, and lo and behold, he had a present waiting for me about 10 feet later.
Quite possibly the worst anal cloud I've ever encountered.
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the dude abides got a reaction from Inside Pitch in Brushes with Racism
You stab the meat with the chopstick, correct? And then eat the rice like Randy eats potatoes in "A Chirstmas Story".
(If not, that might explain the weird looks I get when dining at Chinese or Japanese establishments)
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the dude abides got a reaction from ten ocho recon scout in Hottest/Spiciest item you've ever had?
Good luck with this shit, amigos!
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the dude abides got a reaction from Taylor in There once was a gal named. . .
Little Rock. Pasternak. Mickey Mantle. Kerouac.
Sputnik. Zhou Enlai. Bridge on River Kwai.
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the dude abides got a reaction from Taylor in Clean jokes thread
A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day.
One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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the dude abides got a reaction from HanfordGuy in Clean jokes thread
A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day.
One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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the dude abides got a reaction from T.G. in Morrissey
I'm the same way with Barry Manilow and Tone Loc.
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the dude abides got a reaction from Taylor in Kaepernick sits during national anthem, and 49ers defend him
Lol at this thread.
So much sanctimonious butthurt.
I can't wait to hear my dad's take on this over dinner tonight (he's on the same fwd fwd list as fan and Jay.)
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the dude abides got a reaction from Lhalo in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
Book of Mormon was an amazing play.
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the dude abides got a reaction from Kevin in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
Book of Mormon was an amazing play.
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the dude abides reacted to red321 in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
ok, at this point it's even money these two are just bored and trying to screw with folks
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the dude abides reacted to RallyMo in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
Things are getting kinda uncharacteristically tense here.
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the dude abides got a reaction from UndertheHalo in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
His idiot supporters eat this shit up.
mouth breathers indeed.
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the dude abides got a reaction from ten ocho recon scout in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
I’m just going to leave this here.
fake news, right?
NYT: Bill Gates, at Odds With Trump on Virus, Becomes a Right-Wing Target
“The Microsoft co-founder turned philanthropist has been attacked with falsehoods that he created the coronavirus and wants to profit from it.“
https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiELV0Rk-jLYZ7dKvMGfwt3TwqGAgEKg8IACoHCAowjuuKAzCWrzwwsLGmBg?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
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the dude abides reacted to RallyMo in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
Hey, @Chuckster70, I'm not trying attack you here...
but does this influence your assessment of this guy as our President?
I honestly don't understand how a level headed person thinks he's fit for the job.
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the dude abides got a reaction from Taylor in SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19
His idiot supporters eat this shit up.
mouth breathers indeed.