the dude abides

Miss Hester Mofet disagrees.

Made a wrong turn one time trying to get from Dulles to Lansdowne, Va. and ended up in Baltimore. I don't recommend.

Do you oppose assbirths? Personally, I'd really like to know Hillary's (as well as the other candidates) stance on the matter.

Word! Good to be back.

No. I was inspired by Audi Driver.

Yes.

Nope.

Tax churches and let them say whatever they choose politically.

Ha! I do remember that commercial. Sizzler was great. When I worked in the 909 I used to frequent the one in Norco.

Between Wells and Hamilton, Arte will have paid upwards of $100MM for these two to not play for us.

Good ol' Corn Jole. Always with a sound bite.

Big bump Friday!!

Loved it. I used to custom order Malibu Chicken and all-you-can-eat shrimp. I was fancy like that.

Bump.

Troutbaseball has neither the time nor the inclination to explain himself to a man who reads the post he provided, and then questions the manner in which he provided it. He would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, he'd suggest you pick up your keyboard and create a post. Either way, he doesn't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Good call, dickhead.

Actually, rhino dick tastes much better than Copenhagen. Don't ask how I know this.

Greetings MT!

literal lol @ "rhino dick". About 5-6 years ago I quit dipping. During the first few months I was stuffing my face with any fake dip I could find. Problem was, they were all way too sweet. I was used to the vile taste of Copenhagen and Kodiak in my mouth for 2 decades, so "Cinnamon Cake" wasn't going to cut it. I finally found a rancid tasting brand that did the trick. Had they marketed it as "rhino dick" or "dried dog shit", I probably would have picked some up immediately. Apologies for the interruption... Carry on.

He's like our very own Jim Leyritz.

Awesome. I may just turn off this dung heap of a game and watch that movie instead.

Nice inning.

I think Texas is accurately ranked @ 41 based on the abundance of raised trucks and assault weapons.

I like apples.

He'll walk, and his cohort (accomplice) won't be disciplined at all. Gotta love the thin blue line!