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  2. PLEASE NO GOD NO!!
    Homebrewer reacted to tdawg87 in Gameday Thread: (6/9/22) Red Sox @ Angels - Thomas Angels debut, no Trout still   
    That is the single worst lineup I have ever seen.
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Angel Oracle in Angels fire Joe Maddon, name Phil Nevin interim manager   
    I posted yesterday that there was no way Joe would be fired. 
    You're welcome.
  4. Funny
    Homebrewer reacted to bloodbrother in Who will become the Angels' permanent new manager?   
    Ralston Schmidt
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Blarg in Tonight's game is on Apple TV+   
    As a matter of fact yes...they promise every out of market regular season game. I've had mlb.tv since its start. They have ammended that over the years to NOT include nationally broadcast games on Fox...but those are nationally televised games that most can recieve...but that is STILL not what they promise when you sign up and pay them for, and it's BS also.
    And Strad...you are such an apologetic, excuse making, corperate asslicker. Good to see you havent changed. 
  6. Woah
    Homebrewer got a reaction from AngelsLakersFan in Tonight's game is on Apple TV+   
    This is exactly what I told MLB.TV when I called them to voice my displeasure.
  7. Angry Man Yells at Cloud
    Homebrewer got a reaction from jsnpritchett in Tonight's game is on Apple TV+   
    This is exactly what I told MLB.TV when I called them to voice my displeasure.
  8. Thank You
    Homebrewer got a reaction from eligrba in Tonight's game is on Apple TV+   
    This is exactly what I told MLB.TV when I called them to voice my displeasure.
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from HanfordGuy in Clean jokes thread   
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from HanfordGuy in Clean jokes thread   
    RETIRED HUSBAND
    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
    Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Target:
    Dear Mrs. Harris,
    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.
    Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
    1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
    This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
    6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
    14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed: 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
    And last, but not least:
    16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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    Homebrewer reacted to AngelsLakersFan in What have you watched recently? (Please use the hide function for spoilers or plot lines)   
    Rewatched No Country For Old Men the other night. Such a fantastic movie all around. As great as the Coen Brother's have been, this is probably their best work.
     
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    Homebrewer reacted to gotbeer in Thoroughbred Racing   
    After further review.  I'm going to sit in solidarity with you, and sit the day out.  I'm already going to lose my money anyways.  But fuck the CHRB and Breeder's Cup.  Hopefully they see a huge decrease in betting today, and realize that the horse racing world is saying Let's Go Brandon to them.
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    Homebrewer reacted to Vegas Halo Fan in Gameday Thread: World Series 2021 Astros/Braves   
    And the one for T-Mobile that shows the guy getting down on one knee, then talking to his girlfriend about the new iPhone.
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from ten ocho recon scout in Aviation Fans   
    forgot about this thread....here is something cool I saw yesterday.
     
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Tank in Gameday Thread: World Series 2021 Astros/Braves   
    As a lifelong Cubs fan, I feel your pain.
    The pitching edge is squarely in the Braves favor now..and there is the Dumbsty factor..so keep the faith.
    It's been a fun series to watch but my mute button is being tested with the Chop and the horrible commercials (the Serena one is especially annoying and it is being shown every half inning)
    I still think the Braves have a huge advantage and should prevail. 
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in Gameday Thread: World Series 2021 Astros/Braves   
    As a lifelong Cubs fan, I feel your pain.
    The pitching edge is squarely in the Braves favor now..and there is the Dumbsty factor..so keep the faith.
    It's been a fun series to watch but my mute button is being tested with the Chop and the horrible commercials (the Serena one is especially annoying and it is being shown every half inning)
    I still think the Braves have a huge advantage and should prevail. 
  17. THIS!
    Homebrewer got a reaction from Angel Oracle in MLB Network Segment on Angels   
    Just another example of name power taking precedence over building a winning TEAM. 
  18. THIS!
    Homebrewer got a reaction from Angel Oracle in MLB Network Segment on Angels   
    One of, if not the biggest, problem with Arte's ownership. He values "Star" power above all else. Having a big name draw has always been his priority, Having a viable MLB TEAM is beyond his scope of understanding. Many of us have railed and screamed about this for years. I dont see any hope of it changing as long as Artie is the owner.
    Many long time fans have given up and moved on.
  19. WTF
    Homebrewer got a reaction from Taylor in People Who Can't Be Trusted   
    I like juice (not orange but apple or a smoothie) and yogurt with my cereal, so yeah..I'm guilty of one.
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from T.G. in People Who Can't Be Trusted   
    People that cutsie up nicknames..
     
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Robrock30 in Hope for 2022   
    I miss Figgy

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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Farmbuildingfan in Angels minor leaguers blast Arte Moreno for terrible living conditions   
    Look at the crappy team he's been throwing out there year after year after year..
    Look at his many atrocious big name signings..
    Arte has done nothing to prove himself a good owner of this franchise..
    He should be run out of town
     
     
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    Homebrewer reacted to Jason in Angels minor leaguers blast Arte Moreno for terrible living conditions   
    The bottom line is Arte Moreno is a terrible owner 
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in SpaceX   
    and its second stage—the bit with the Tesla in tow—continue on into space. There, its engines will shut off and then, after a six-hour coast, restart to push the Tesla into an elliptical orbit between Earth and Mars. The car will join the planets and comets and everything else in their steady march around the sun. Over time, the car’s orbit is expected to bring it closer to Mars, which is what Musk means when he says he’s sending his car to the planet.
     
    BTW the stereo is playing David Bowie at full volume.
       
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    Homebrewer got a reaction from Vegas Halo Fan in SpaceX   
    This was great. We planned our day around it. Way F'N amazing. NASA tv didnt broadcast it, and the major news TV channels barely covered it, which I don't really understand. This was a major milestone that essentially put NASA out of the space launch business. The dual 1st stage landing was right out of Buck Rogers.
    I'm still buzzed by it.
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