Randy Gradishar

Shohei's breaking ball didn't look terrible, some spots could have been called strikes on the breaking ball, his fastball was off but his velocity did start to improve (91-92 but was hitting 94-95 before he got yanked), although his control on the FB never improved. I don't think he threw a single splitter (Maybe he threw 1?) so basically what we saw was a pitcher who looked like he was in his 2nd or 3rd Spring Training start.
 
So in conclusion there is no conclusion.

Yes, it is.  

He wasn’t able to locate pitches.  It’s not like he was getting shelled.  He had a couple that got hit well off of him.  Not like they were blasted out of the park. 

Ok. Sure. You're right. We did as good a job as was possible here and any other outcome other than the one we have was impossible. They did a great job given the circumstances.

Oh, my bad.  I misunderstood the term clever.  

Wrong.
He's 2-13 (.154)

Dodger update: their $380 million man is 0-13 to begin the season. He just flied out with the bases loaded.

This stadium is hilarious 

And then five others voted Castro after the HR.   😂

I dont think we should extend Simmons. 

Not yet. All 16 people watching the game will get to witness history.

Wow what a terrible at bat by Ohtani.
 
This is why you don’t seperate Trout and Rendon with Ohtani.

Please turn off the aliens stuck in a wind tunnel. Please! 

Go Gamecocks!

Cricket starts at 3am.

You ain't got nothing better to do.

Guys like Joc make me go from pro choice to straight up pro abortion.  

There will be more than 60 games played this year.

There is no such thing as National League baseball any more.

Extend Simmons.

Rack her!