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Trout saved us from having been the recipient of a perfect game.

Rendon and Hicks at 1-2 makes me flaccid

By day you mean month and a half

Oh no we're gonna miss his occasional singles and walks

By day you mean month and a half

Oh no we're gonna miss his occasional singles and walks

Oh no we're gonna miss his occasional singles and walks

It was only a matter of time before we did something stupid. 

Knowing the Angels we will sign Snell and he will have a 4.7 ERA next year.

I know
She left me roses by the stairs

Any sane person should prioritize family over work. But that still doesn't mean you don't take pride in your work. Rendon comes across as someone who doesn't, since he seems to make it. a point to reiterate how much disdain he has for it. 

Any sane person should prioritize family over work. But that still doesn't mean you don't take pride in your work. Rendon comes across as someone who doesn't, since he seems to make it. a point to reiterate how much disdain he has for it. 

I know
She left me roses by the stairs

Any sane person should prioritize family over work. But that still doesn't mean you don't take pride in your work. Rendon comes across as someone who doesn't, since he seems to make it. a point to reiterate how much disdain he has for it. 

That's because he rarely plays.

They knew everything about Ohtani but apparently that was a distraction too...

If he cares about his family so much he should hang up his cleats. But he won’t. He wants the money. Dude has been a schmuck since he arrived. I’m super excited to see him slap a bunch of singles around for a few weeks before he gets hurt

Arte Palpatine

This is a better super-villain origin story than anything Marvel has put on in recent years.

With every negative comment from a fan, he only grows stronger.

Arte continues to gain strength as the spite courses through his veins, bringing him ever closer to eternal life. The thought of owning the Angels for another 10,000 years while never making the playoffs ever again brings him great joy, and he lets out a loud cackle in his subterranean lair. 
Meanwhile, Perry signed another cheap reliever that no one has ever heard of. 

Arte continues to gain strength as the spite courses through his veins, bringing him ever closer to eternal life. The thought of owning the Angels for another 10,000 years while never making the playoffs ever again brings him great joy, and he lets out a loud cackle in his subterranean lair. 
Meanwhile, Perry signed another cheap reliever that no one has ever heard of. 

Yea, obviously we have been surprised before by the front office by not finishing the job, but a signing like this screams that they are looking to spend more money and upgrade the roster. 

Classic Angels hitting target
Well over 30? Check
Declining skillset? Check
Doesn't fit team's timeline? Check
Offensive profile is limited to hitting homers and doing nothing else? Check

Classic Angels hitting target
Well over 30? Check
Declining skillset? Check
Doesn't fit team's timeline? Check
Offensive profile is limited to hitting homers and doing nothing else? Check