Crampknees

The fact he is behind the wheel is frightening. He will smash into shit and have no idea it is even happening.

They didn't invite me to the event so their loss. I would have led the chant while holding up my Biden Bible.

It would have been better if the people who started chanting "four more years" chanted "four more years, pause."

Trump created the animals, from the beast of the earth to the creeping insects. He also created the exotic animal pubes who's follicles give him such amazing swirl. Genesis 1:24-25

I think it's pretty awesome. Easy access to the freeway, has a freight elevator, river front property with rafting/slip-n-slide, draw bridge with moat, and who wants to stoop down and shit in a hole when you can sit on a toilet and shit in a hole. In So Cal he could list the place for $850k.

They don't stand a chance now

I think she's farting.

I think she's asking do you want to go to the Ritz and make pee pee tape.

Russian plant with a gripe, fantastic. You never shut down your jerk off machine do you?

That was a good Atari game.

There you have it. Fly me out there, get my room at the Montage Laguna, pay for my golf, and I can fix it.

Faulty accelerator reminded me of the time I was younger and thought I could do motorcycle mechanics. Adjusted the carb on a friends bike and he shot off and right out into a 4 lane highway. I watched in horror as cars where whizzing by and he got to the other side before figuring out how to shut it down. I did a self recall, unless Blarg needs some finishing touches on his Triumph, I can make it go fast real quick.

There's none left without bone spurs.

He conveniently comes marinated in various accelerants.

Branco knows he only has to do the bare minimum. Clever is too hard for the typical MAGA.

And a .0001% discount at the Trump Store, after you buy the membership.

Quieter and easier to catch them when they scatter.

lol, good stuff. I currently have some obvious illegals working in the yard next door. Should I open fire? What would a member of Larry's Revolutionary Guard Corps do?

That photo there looks like he ate Uncle Bosey and the salmonella is kicking in.

Now that you mention it, it was the Dems back in the day that likely helped him not get convicted. He owed so much money they just settled on pennies on the dollar and looked away. The deep state could have easily convicted him of crimes long ago. I could sell it though and go in there proving to be unbiased just waiting to convict, just like some MAGA's could do the same just waiting to acquit. The cult will just go to their X-boxes for answers and they will never be happy no matter what.

Have you ever thought about coloring your thoughts, like Branco does. You are truly one of the great orators of our times and to be honest, Branco is famous and he has nothing to say. Think of the possibilities and chance for fame and fortune. Now run, go start coloring.

It's saluting at full Stormy. Some reason all I see are her tits in my face now.

Fuck, Trumps dick is living in my head.

People who are afraid to come out from behind their X-box and put down the X-files get all tough and shit. Stay under your X-rock where you belong.

Larry is indeed there. Top photo, right under the stars and stripes with the Jarhead cut. Why is everyone there so much taller than him? Thankfully the impending big CW coming up there are no height restrictions.