Crampknees

I think it's pretty awesome. Easy access to the freeway, has a freight elevator, river front property with rafting/slip-n-slide, draw bridge with moat, and who wants to stoop down and shit in a hole when you can sit on a toilet and shit in a hole. In So Cal he could list the place for $850k.

They don't stand a chance now

I think she's farting.

I think she's asking do you want to go to the Ritz and make pee pee tape.

Russian plant with a gripe, fantastic. You never shut down your jerk off machine do you?

That was a good Atari game.

There you have it. Fly me out there, get my room at the Montage Laguna, pay for my golf, and I can fix it.

Faulty accelerator reminded me of the time I was younger and thought I could do motorcycle mechanics. Adjusted the carb on a friends bike and he shot off and right out into a 4 lane highway. I watched in horror as cars where whizzing by and he got to the other side before figuring out how to shut it down. I did a self recall, unless Blarg needs some finishing touches on his Triumph, I can make it go fast real quick.

There's none left without bone spurs.

He conveniently comes marinated in various accelerants.

Branco knows he only has to do the bare minimum. Clever is too hard for the typical MAGA.

And a .0001% discount at the Trump Store, after you buy the membership.

Quieter and easier to catch them when they scatter.

lol, good stuff. I currently have some obvious illegals working in the yard next door. Should I open fire? What would a member of Larry's Revolutionary Guard Corps do?

That photo there looks like he ate Uncle Bosey and the salmonella is kicking in.