Bookie: Ohtani was not involved.
— Travis #bad4baseball (@travisinLB) April 11, 2024
Ippei: Ohtani was not involved. I stole the money.
The literal FBI: Ohtani was not involved. Ippei stole his money.
Hal0_Pride_TrouTGOAT714: this is fucking bullshit Ohtani belongs in jail