Bookie: Ohtani was not involved.

Ippei: Ohtani was not involved. I stole the money.

The literal FBI: Ohtani was not involved. Ippei stole his money.

Hal0_Pride_TrouTGOAT714: this is fucking bullshit Ohtani belongs in jail

— Travis #bad4baseball (@travisinLB) April 11, 2024