OHTANI: I don't care about money
DIPOTO: what if I add a million dollars?
OHTANI: I don't care about money
EPPLER: what if *I* add a million dollars?
OHTANI: I don't care about money
DIPOTO: but what if I add *another* million dollars?
OHTANI: /stares at translator

— Jeff Sullivan (@based_ball) December 7, 2017