.@DevinNunes: "To be honest, I’m also pretty fortunate that no one has sussed out the fact that the only way for me to achieve sexual satisfaction is to ejaculate into a bowl of clam chowder and feed it to an unwitting victim while filming the whole thing." https://t.co/v6aGfCiI9S

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 10, 2019